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I have two Christmas demands/wishes. No more dirty marseys and
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It is the middle of the exam period and some fricking r-slur has once again, 3. time this week, managed to burn a frozen pizza or something, in the oven, triggering the fire alarm. Spots in the library are highly competitive, and if I am not there by 7:30 I won't get a seat. I can only get about 5 hours of sleep if I want to make it now, fml.
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Man I wish I got paid for verbal shitposting
BONUS: Drama pilled oldgay Vs. Soylent zoomer newgay
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You are a beaner and addicted to wiener.
You are addicted to wiener and you are a beaner.
You are an addicted wiener beaner.
Biener wiener addicted.
Wiener addicted beaner.
Addicted to that wiener, is you beaner.
Beaner I called you, addicted to the wiener.
Wiener addicton and a beaner affliction.
You're beaner wiener addicted.
Addicted beaner of the wiener.
Beaner with a predilection for wiener addiction.
For this beaner wiener is addictive.
Addictive to the beaner, he finds wiener.
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Straight up lost track of how much I drank. It was at least a fifth of Svedka. I continued drinking and probably drank an additional 200ml of some tequila/vodka mix I got as a gift. Now to just play some RuneScape and online poker for the rest of the night