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life imitates memes
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Most subtle rdrama user

Posts before the account got jannied

https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22author%22:%22officialbardfinn%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:1200}

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3 month old account posts Standard issue Le Evil Christian oppresses birthing person fanfiction. But wait, there’s more, the story isn’t even consistent with her account.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qwxesi/aita_for_kicking_out_my_brothers_gf_out_of_our/

Shortly after, she revealed to him she had a miscarriage the first month into her pregnancy & didn't want to tell him & she isn't actually pregnant. This really upset me. I yelled at her & kicked her out & told her she was never welcomed here again. She hasn't returned since. But my brother was and is still today pretty upset with me for doing so.

:marseythonk: :marseythonk: :marseythonk:

This is why 99% of TwoπŸš‚ fanfics come from accounts that have scrubbed histories. Not like they won’t gobble it up anyways.

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wholesome funny black :marseyblack: man becomes nft ape :monke: , redditors :marseysnoo: debate
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Etika NFTs made an appearance in an actually big YouTuber's video

Boy, just when you thought you heard the last of them, eh?

I haven't watched the whole thing ('cause I've seen another human naked), so I can't tell you if they mention us or ANTILA (RIP brother) or even just bring up Etikapunks again after their cameo at the start.

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Stupid proles discover the future of fxtness
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Will take Marsey commissions for DC :marseybeggar:

You too can have a prestigious Giga-made Marsey (extra valuable because my main is banned forever)

I'm going to sleep now because it's 1am and I spent all night on here gambling. I'll check any requests in the morning (assuming there are any)

Price depends on the request. I guess super basic edits start at 1k

I'm also pretty sure you get a badge for commissioning a marsey. So there's that to add value

Also I'll be selling the rights to pictures of my cows for 100 dc each. I'll name each cow for an extra 50 dc per cow name.

Also I'll draw your fursona for 3k dc each in krita, at roughly the quality you'd expect to get for 3k rebranded reddit karma

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The robots know... :marseycarp3: :marppy:

Carp is a type of dog in the UK.

:#marseytrans:

Carp is a slang term for something like "a big, fat, overweight, or otherwise not good-looking person"

:#marseylaugh: :#fuckoffcarp:

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The post in question:

I am 22, I pay for all of my own food and consumables + some extra things around the house, my parents know that I am trying to save up for a home deposit, is it normal for them to charge me $1,200/month in board?

(I was previously paying them $1,600, until my wife and I got married about 8 weeks ago, which we paid for ourselves)

Edit: My parents have specifically told me not to get my hopes up, as they are not saving these rent payments to give back to me later

Edit 2: parents have told us they DO NOT want us to leave.

Edit 3: We WANT TO leave

Edit 4: We apply to for a rental property almost every day, as we have realised that we aren’t going to be able to own a home.

$1200 a month! To live with his parents?! This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you live with your parents and be forced to pay rent! :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

Let's see what other details we can glean from the comments section.

Top comment:

Lol definitely not. You can get a decent room with an ensuite in a house with a couple of friends or new friends for $800 a month, which also gives you the added bonus of some personal freedoms.

But maybe they already have massive room and an ensuite. Plus all the furniture and appliances. We don’t know the full contextπŸ˜…

[OP] One regular office space (about 5x5m), and one 3x4m bedroom, an old couch and some pillows.

Street parking.

I do have a small workbench in the garage for some cowtools/etc

I think this would be fair if i was renting my own space away from parents πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Well now we have some more information. Interesting that despite making 4 edits, none of this information is in the OP :marseyhmm: :marseyhmm:

One helpful user sums it up for us:

The OP should read....

Hi im a 22 year old man, married with a full time job living under my parents roof.

My wife also lives here with me, im renting out a bedroom, a large office space and part of a garage. I have some hobbies that require me to need to store some things. Eg a secure safe.

I buy my own food but use as much water, electricity fridge space and cooking utensils as i like. My wife uses my mums washing machine and dryer for our clothes.

My parents are charging me less than $300 a week for the 2 of us to live here. Is this normal?

OP. The answer is yes! If you dont like it, move out! You're a grown butt married man. Your mum doesnt want to here you plowing your wife!

A fair few comments are now rightfully pooping on OP as more info has come to light, but the victim rentoid mindset that permeates Reddit is still present in the comments. Lets take a look.

When my wife and I got married, they said they weren’t going to help at all (other than give us a discount on rent) and we also didn’t get any wedding presents from them lol

Paging https://old.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/ [+32]

In the 8 weeks since OP got married, that's already $800. Narcissists!!

Yeah my parents fricked me into paying most of the bills too. You need to move out.

Same financially abused by my mother until I was in my early 30’s I moved out when I was as 22 and she still had her hand in my wallet; we’re NC now so I’m much better now

I used to associate money with love so go figure !

If the Reddit bar for abuse gets any lower, James Cameron is going to have to dive on it. :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2:

It's excessive. You could rent a whole house for $350 p/w and you and your wife could walk around naked all day and bang in the lounge room.

Thank you for your input, Mr Cooms :coomer: :coomer:

Just a question, why did you get married with no money or assets? Or even a place to live of your own?

[OP] It was a bit of a move to prove to my parents that I was serious about moving out and starting a family. That worked out well…

Redditors posting their Ls online.

Thankfully, thanks to the advice he's received in r/AusFinance, it appears OP is going to change his ways, start saving more, and move out with his new wife....


Jokes, he's already off in r/EDC posting about some new $70USD knife that he wants to consoom

I really want a Tirant Razor but Amazon doesn’t have them in stock and their website doesn’t ship to Australia :(

Can we get a Britney Spears-style conservatorship for this Redditor?

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Someone was so mad at me that they tried to send me a screamer link.

This morning I awoke to a message in my inbox simply titled "based". It appeared to be a simple lightshot link, but for some reason it wasn't showing up as clickable. This caused me to pay closer attention to it where I noticed that the n and r were switched. Having just woken up and still in a foggy haze I assumed this was a simple mistake and switched the letters around to fix the link which brought me to a member of house furries Final fantasy character. I replied asking if they had meant to send me that and went back to sleep.

When I awoke I realized that there is pretty much no way that link was a mistake as those links are usually pasted straight from the application. I googled "pnrtscreen" and came across this thread. It appears this individual intended to give me quite the shock, most likely because they were upset with me for some reason.

I will be inviting u/PresidentWhoosh to this site to explain himself.

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op should have included /s

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Whiny tiktok injun :marseycherokee: almost died from horrible hate crime
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I just saw and downmarseyd the original post. My heart aches seeing these poor souls brought into this atrocious world.

How would one consent to being born? And how would a newborn consent to its photo being posted? [-2]

There's no way they can consent to it. That's the point.

^they argue for a little bit

r*pe: high chance of being traumatised, unnecessary

being alive: high chance of being traumatised, unnecessary

What an ugly child and selfish parents for bringing another human into the world to consume and destroy.

This is literally the ugliest baby I've seen in my life. Why the frick is this breeder so happy? Why do breeders think their sentient crotch tumors are oh so important that we all want to hear about them??? Like literally at every corner of the planet, the world is flooded with children???

You're all just a bunch of spiteful, loveless c*nts aren't ya? [-7]

OP is active on r/suicidewatch]: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 in the past few months

:#marseyropeyourself:

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A trans person did a thing

Jennings is now the only person standing between Schneider and the top spot. But Jennings, who went on a historic winning streak in 2004, is still far ahead with 74 consecutive wins. Schneider is in fourth place β€” behind Jennings, Holzhauer and Amodio β€” for the total amount of money won in regular-season play.

Schneider is also the first transgender "Jeopardy!" contestant to qualify for the Tournament of Champions, and is the highest-earning female contestant in the show's history.

In an interview with "Good Morning America" on Monday, Schneider said her favorite thing about her "Jeopardy!" experience has been "being on TV as my true self, expressing myself, and representing the entire community of trans people, and just kind of showing a different thing than maybe some people have seen, of just being a smart, confident woman and, you know, just doing something super normal like being on 'Jeopardy!'"

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Croatian daddy wants no part of DDD
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Tufts university thinks the Holocaust didn’t happen but it should have

Bunch of fricking Nazis over there.

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Just try predicting what happens next Part 2:

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