We just talk about our days, our feelings, our future together, watch anime, play games on Xbox and have date nights where we'll have dinner together or cook something together.

But I'm not certain about the sexual component of our relationship. Should we just wait with that until we see each other in person again? 🤔

What do you think the Rural White Working Class does during the slow seasons, when there’s no fields to plow or corn syrup feedstock to harvest? Just sit around and roll dice? Child molestation is a white tradition. This guy is more trad than you. Do you really want to get him fired? Have his kids sent to foster care?

And especially if it’s fake - this could cause his family to disown him for no reason. Really?

Plus, aren’t we pro bussy? How do you think new twinks are made? They don’t fail out of the stork’s mouth ready for peepee, they need to learn first. Smh. The guys keeping his kid safe from the predatory mayo gussies, and I salute him for that.

Let's get something straight. 😣 A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. 🤯 KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. 💵 💸 We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. 🙄 😏 😒 Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. 😫 🥴 😤 😒 😒 🤬 If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. 🤯🤗 😍 ❤️ 😽 😁 💸

ur fricking imbeciles

As a lolcow these downmarseys are VERY disruptive to my ongoing efforts to milk lolmilk out of my lolteats for your consumption, ban them immediately or I will be FORCED to go on lolstrike and cease ALL production of fresh lols.

Redditors should fear the righteous.

I don't give a frick if others have to pick up my slack when I'm not scheduled. Drop it off on my desk when I officially start and expect it to land on your desk with 3x as much work because you pissed me off. This is a medical lab, why try to piss off the clinical director who will piss off the PI and come full circle to you resulting in both of us being angry and if not completed we talk to the base commander if we're sufficiently angry?

When I make drunk posts I'm usually not drunk. I usually just lie and personal blog the rest of the post. While I am definitely an alcoholic, I'm not out there drinking 24/7 though I wish I was. Have fun with that knowledge, I need to go throw up 3 days worth of heavy drinking since I have plans on Tuesday

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