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Greetings my beloved comrades,

As members of superior political ideology, we have a little bit of an image problem. The problem is that we're viewed as strict, uncompromising, more than slightly murderous and stabby comrades that could report each other's Moms to the authorities and throw them into an unpleasant place called "gulag" In case you are unfamiliar with gulags, it's sort of an awful commie prison place where people get made to eat - um, brown stuff I won't mention, and the only entertainment is manually chewing pieces of bread to shape them like chess, so that you can defeat old Boris who's been chained to his own chopped off arm. You can be all 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4, with your Italian opening, but Boris is fricking dead by the time you do that. Owch.

But...guys, hear me out: what if gulags were HECKIN AWESOME!

Let's build a bunch of antiwork gulag mansions on the billionaire-stuffed coast of Italy or the French Riviera or something. They should be large, well-lit, clean, free of capitalist lies, and filled with free food, free sacks of money, marxist truth and video games. We'll get the billionaires to pay for all that stuff, they're bored stiff anyways and have secretly always wanted to join us. There should be disciplinary hot tubs, 17 course meals, and relaxing new age music with scented candles. For people who don't like Enya, we could put on Rammstein. Everyone will love it. Everyone will want to come live in the truecommunism gulags.

It'll be great.

Does anyone know Jeff Bezos'or Elon Musk's email or whatever other kulak who deserves gulag time so we can shoot the proposal to them? One of them can also lead our space program

What a great rap beef.

!g*mers

Remember to always check IsThereAnyDeal to see what a game's historic low is.

Fanatical also gives you a spin of a wheel for every order over $12 you spend, and a 5% off your entire order coupon for your next order regardless of order size (you get another one for every order you make, so only your first order isn't discounted). The wheel is usually a 10% off coupon, but you can also get store credit and free games. So be smart with these extras to maximize savings. Each game will have multiple prices, this is because I have done the math with the 5%, 10%, and 15% off coupons.

FLASH DEAL (which ends about 10 hours from this post going live) ICEY historic low of $3.07, great buy to get that 5% coupon imo.

The Messenger $4.99, $4.75, $4.50, $4.25. All time low of $3.99 on Stream from March 14th 2024 to March 21st 2024, wait.

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion $2.99, $2.84, $2.69, $2.54. Was free on Epic Games Store and all time low of $1.49 on IndieGala, wait.

Before We Leave $4.39, $4.17, $3.95, $3.73. It's on sale on IndieGala right now for $3.99, all time low of $2.87 on 2game May 2022. Buy if you have a 10% coupon or better, buy on IndieGala if you don't.

Monster Sanctuary for $4.39, $4.17, $3.95, $3.73. It's on sale on GameBillet right now for $4.28, all time low of $2.78 on 2game in 2022. Buy if you have a 5% coupon or better, buy on GameBillet if you don't.

Monster Sanctuary Deluxe historic low of $6.59, $6.26, $5.93, $5.60. This version has the soundtrack and art book, which are weirdly expensive normally ($9.49 and $4.99 respectively). This is actually a compelling buy if you only buy games with all the goodies.

Broforce $3.74, $3.55, $3.36, $3.18. It's on sale on Humble Store and GOG right now for $2.99 which is the all time low. Buy on Humble Store or GOG, not Fanatical.

Katamari Damacy REROLL for $6.44-$5.47. It's on sale on GameBillet right now for $4.97 which is the 2nd lowest price of all time (all time low was $4.18 on GameBillet in 2020 and seems to have been a flash deal). Buy on GameBillet.

PAYDAY 3 for $31.19. Lol

OKAMI HD $8.39, $7.97, $7.55, $7.13. All time low of $7.38 on GameBillet (however it seems like another flash deal) and is often ~$8 there. Buy if you have a 5% coupon or better, wait to buy during a sale on GameBillet if you don't.

SteamWorld Dig 2 $2.99, $2.84, $2.69, $2.54. All time low, also $2.99 on Steam if you want to be able to use the refund system. Buy on Fanatical or Steam, depending on if you have a coupon or want to use Steam's refund system.

Growth $6.69, $6.02, $6.36, $5.69. All time low of $5.80 on GamesPlanet US in April 2024. Buy if you have a 15% off coupon, otherwise wait for a sale on GamesPlanet US.

Nova Lands $10.99-$9.34. This is an all time low, even with no coupon. However the Deluxe Edition is not on sale on Fanatical. Steam does have the Deluxe Edition for an all time low of $17.53. If you want the base game, buy on Fanatical. If you want the Deluxe Edition, buy on Steam.

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