It's gonna be a handmade railroad bell like this

Wait nevermind

STACK THE BLUE

!cats

Str8 men be like "My bussy untouched" after dropping a 12x6 inch log in the potty

Looks like leftoids are finally starting to get their commupance.

Stolen from the Farms:

So Chris did a livestream Q&A for his Ghost Doctor channel and it was pretty funny through and through. Chris kept saying all kinds of crazy shit and generally gave off schizo vibes the whole time, he is very adamant through the whole stream that he's better than every paranormal expert living today "I've evolved so much in this field that I can't learn from anybody anymore". If you enjoy listening to delusional schizo ramblings with a bunch of cope mixed in then I would recommend giving it a listen but the highlights are listed below.

Highlights:

He has his Irate G*mer logo on the screen for the whole stream for some reason

0:47 Chris appears late to the stream and claims "Dark Forces" always try to prevent him from streaming and this was no exception. He believes there are spirits fricking with his computer giving it the "blue screen of death". He also says he is feeling sick and gives the reasoning "when you are as attuned to something like the secrets of the afterlife as I am the resistance is exerted grunting"

2:35 Chris has opened a new Ghost Doctor website where you can hire the Doctor himself to cleanse your house of evil spirits, demons, and other "dark attacks" like sleep paralysis, remotely. He also once again claims that the "Dark Forces" try to stop the website from going up. He offers a few tiers for his "services", the silver pack will get rid of shadow men and the gold pack will get rid of suicidal thoughts, because I know if I'm feeling suicidal I'm going to call the fricking Irate G*mer to save me and get charged $100. He also offers a book, a "Ghost Doctor Toolkit" and "Tar Water". He says once you buy these you can protect yourself from Dark Forces forever https://ghostdoctorchris.com/

8:52 Chris says he was attacked by a cloaked demon with chains in the middle of the night.

21:50 Chris claims that he is so successful and amasses such huge crowds at paranormal conventions that he's been banned from ever returning to them and that "household names" in the community have stolen his ideas to try to replicate that success. The example he gives is that he says he came up the term "parasitic ghosts" and he's seen others use that term without crediting him. He refuses to name anyone specifically. He goes into this subject again at 37:07 and he desperately insists that he knows what he's talking about and that these people are going to suffer in the afterlife.

24:40 Chris claims he has a new groundbreaking device that he doesn't even want to elude to because it's so crazy and he can't risk it getting out.

So he's ghostbusters now

25:25 Chris says he talks to schizophrenics and tells them the voices they hear in their heads actually are demons.

26:43 Chris says that he's been told by other big names in the paranormal community "we don't want you here" (lol) He then goes on to explain that "once the genie is out of the bottle" that the "shit will hit the fan" and it will affect everyone, he references the situation he went through with AVGN and Youtube in the past and says this will be much bigger. And apparently according to Chris he's been warned by spirits to watch his back because things are going to come for him.

29:12 Chris tries to get viewers to send him money so he'll answer their questions.

31:00 Chris says that demons embed demonic incantations into chart topping pop songs and the most popular Youtube videos (probably the most sane thing in the stream to be honest)

32:10 Chris claims he witnessed a satanic afterparty at E3 and once again claims that Youtube fricked his channel in 2012 because he didn't fall in line (he doesn't specify what he means by this, I guess he means YT wanted him to worship Satan or something?) and warns popular Youtubers to watch their backs. He says Microsoft is the worst offender for these practices.

36:17 Chris gets distracted by his daughter wandering into his room and then goes on a rant about how spirits commonly try to attack his family and children and it pisses him off. He calls these ghosts low lives which I find hilarious.

I too am shocked that he managed to reproduce

47:30 Chris says he is visited all the time by spirits through the night who killed themselves begging for his prayers.

48:37 Chris says he doesn't care he has haters because they are going to be coming to him for help when they die and he will still not turn them down. What a nice guy.

51:58 Again, Chris desperately insists that he knows what he's talking about.

53:08 Chris says he can't talk about astral spiders because he's worried that other people will "steal his knowledge". What a nice guy. He later goes on to talk about them anyway and later says he believes that the tv show Stranger Things was "divinely inspired" because their interpretation of astral spiders was spot on. So essentially Chris watched Stranger Things and learned about astral spiders and then claims that if anyone else talks about them anywhere then they are obviously stealing it from Chris. What a hack lmao

1:00 :18 Chris says the only other famous ghost hunter he likes is Zak Bagans (of course he is) but he is worried about him because he says Zak keeps getting darker and darker and he's going to pay for that.

Chris then ends the stream saying that he plans on doing these weekly from now on because "some crazy shit's gonna go down" and he wants to be on stream to talk about it.

From my own skimming, his steam opens with something like a 90s daytime TV/investigative reporting opening in which he self describes as a "ghost-behaviorist" who is a psychologist for ghosts or some shit as the "Ghost Doctor" and then blames the Dark Forces for a BsoD