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— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 26, 2024

!fellas, you ever been to an adult store? Ever bought lube? Toys?

No that shit is disgusting. Only the top 5% of coomers do that.

But your average modern foid has most definitely been to an adult store or ordered some paraphernalia in the mail

They buy 5000 horsepower Hitachi giga powered vibration wands that will literally short out a socket

They buy gigantic dildos and various types of lube

The average moid maybe has some lotion on the bedside at most

!women get your shit together

!incels beware the s*x shop temptress

morning coffee makes me extra misogynistic

The pure focused hatred they spill everywhere about Asian culture and men the NANOSECOND they leave the bug hive is what indians on pol think white women act like in regard to black men.

The second they get a sniff of white peepee they will literally just start insulting their male family members to your face unprompted. Racial self hatred in anyone is just so fricking pathetic. Don't forget the small peepee jokes.

For anyone who doesnt know, this is Pearl

She goes on those thot podcasts and extoles the virtues of traditional gender roles to onlyfans harlots

!incels could you imagine any slander against this king? Me neither.

Throwaway for obvious reasons

Me (22f) and my boyfriend (24m) of 4 years, recently got into playing BG3 co-op! And so far it's been a lot of fun! We've been super invested into the story, and I've had a lot of fun discovering the plot and figuring out the gameplay mechanics with him! However, the trouble started as soon as we ran into Shadowheart in the crash region. At first it was just 'oh she's cute' which I didn't really mind, I mean obviously she is cute, but lately it has gotten worse and worse. He absolutely refuses to swap her out for another party member, and everytime she says ANYTHING he can't seem to help himself but remark with something along the lines of 'awwwwh' or 'she's so cute.'

I really didn't mind it at first, but lately it's start to become annoying. When we were messing around with the characters underwear (sorry!) he discovered Shadowheart had a 'bush' (which i do NOT have) and he couldn't help but comment on how 'well designed' it was. Normally I'd never feel like I'd be in competition with a videogame character, but there was an extended moment of awkward silence where my boyfriend didn't talk while... 'examining' this part of her.. it was humiliating! Even after I tried to suggest that we change our party members, all he could say was 'we need the bless babe.'

Fast forward a week later to now, he drove over to my apartment to spend the weekend together as we usually do, except this time was different. It seemed like he just wasn't interested, his words were shallow and short and he came off as being bored the entire time. When we finally turned it in for the night I was excited to show him something Shadowheart couldnt do with him, and he was completely uninterested! He just turned over in the bed and said he was tired, and fell asleep 30 seconds later.

Now that he's back home, I notice he's offline on steam (ON HIS DAY OFF) and he tells me that he's sick. But after checking his steam page several times, I can see that his hours on BG3 are STILL INCREASING. He's hiding his account in offline mode to spend time with shadowheart without me.

What do I do? Do I change class to cleric so he can't use her? Do I dye my hair black like her? I've never been in competition with a videogame character before.

!incel still mogs me

/r/seduction is a new favorite sub. Redditors giving each other advice on seducing women