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— Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane) April 7, 2024

700+ likes for the middest azn foid you have ever seen:

I am once again asking white moids to stop inflating the self worth of mid azn foids with your yellow fever because what the frick is this ?

!fellas, you ever been to an adult store? Ever bought lube? Toys?

No that shit is disgusting. Only the top 5% of coomers do that.

But your average modern foid has most definitely been to an adult store or ordered some paraphernalia in the mail

They buy 5000 horsepower Hitachi giga powered vibration wands that will literally short out a socket

They buy gigantic dildos and various types of lube

The average moid maybe has some lotion on the bedside at most

!women get your shit together

!incels beware the s*x shop temptress

morning coffee makes me extra misogynistic

Men are completely ran through after a single heartbreak

!incels

It never began and that's the long and short of it.

I am 5 foot 1 ugly poorcel with 0 social skills, completely introverted, and there's no amount of going to clubs, joining societies, or trying online dating that's going to change that. It's over. I will die with an unmet need and I have to come to terms with that. I got rejected by my fricking best friend, the one person who saw the best in me. If she finds me undateable then it's pretty much universal. I don't want to deal with rejection over and over again when I know what the outcome is going to be every time.

Frick, it's so sad. I didn't want things to go this way. I wanted the normie life with the wife and children but its NEVER going to happen. This is so depressing but I have to find the will to live regardless. Any others who have come to the realisation that nothing they try will work?

/r/seduction is a new favorite sub. Redditors giving each other advice on seducing women

I got over that breakup pretty easily actually, im flirting with a new girl now and falling in love. Will she like me back?

>inb4 fakecel

Yes I know im a fakecel but you are all fakecels too

!incels

IME the height inflation happens more in the (real) 5'8-5'11 height range, bumping themselves up to 5'10-6'.

Be honest about your height. A lot of us care so much more about dishonesty than we do height.

Source: a very tall woman.

As a woman almost every date I've ever had over the last 2 years has lied about their height. Please don't.

I am convinced that nearly every man who claims to be 6 feet tall is lying.

Those who are 5'10 or 5'11 round up to 6 feet. Guys who are actually 6 feet (to the extent they really exist, I'm not convinced) say that they are 6'1 in order to avoid people thinking they're lying.

Honestly, I've seen guys lie about their height up to 4 inches.

I'm starting to think height inflation also includes guys who have lied to themselves for SO LONG that they forgot it was a lie, and a few relationships, apps, and profiles later add an additional two inches to the original lie. There's absolutely no other plausible explanation for how I, a 5'8” woman, am the same height as nearly every 6'0” guy I go on a date with.

It's hysterical at this point

Now think logical how come those women that saying don't lie about height ended up going on date with all those “6'” guys

I'm 5'6”. I've had men who say they're 6' be my height.

I get that they're trying to get higher numbers by putting the 6' number, but I find it to be so cringy I just can't move forward, it's hilarious so I can't take them seriously.

I block them on my way home lol

Bro women care about personality

After I posted I realized my statement came from a self selecting group. Guys willing to shoot their shot with a super tall lady. The height inflating shorter guys may have just been not on my radar at all because they didn't send me likes. 🤷‍♀️

Yeah guys lying about their height to be with tall woman

Short hole: I need a tall guy because then shildren won't be short

Tall hole (they consider them self tall when they are 5'6+): I am tall I need tall guy

Medium hole: I need tall guy so I can wear high heels

I'm a 5'6 guy and I never lie about my height. Even though I'm considered short now, I figure I'll have to meet someone in real life one day, so there's no reason to lie. Plus, I'm awesome! 😏😎

One day…

Dude is bad learner

So here moral is, if you 6' say you are 6'2 or foid will assume u 5'6

The mode for guys is 2. It's so over

The same study that said women rate men lower also showed women were more likely to date men they rated lower.

This belief that women are super choosy is often pushed by incels and simply not true, even in this particular study they cite, it shows the opposite.

Does that mean anything? Of course most women date men they consider to be not attractive, they rated 80% of men as sub 5s

To be fair, women tend to put a lot more effort into being attractive than men do.

Guys could try a bit harder.

most women are fat in america so i'm not really sure this is true

!incels

This tale is told in 2 separate entries, the first post was first released on /r/relationships but swiftly locked by jannies, then reposted to /r/parenting and /r/relationship_advice. TLDR: Guy marries the first chick that lets him hit in college, she still rides the peepee carousel behind his back for the entire duration of their relationship, prosneeds to gaslight him after he found out.

God abandoned this cuck 1

One redditor puts it into most simple but beautiful words

Women are whores. In other news water is wet

Final update post

"For the next few weeks we barely said a word to each other; I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing. So I lost the love of my life, and I'll never know what mistakes she had made. I really wish I could go back in time and forget about it all. Whatever mistakes she made, I honestly wanted to work through it, and now I'm just riddled with guilt that I pressed her for an answer."#

This cuck still stayed in his shed despite knowing his wife kept fricking other men behind his back not once, or twice, but during their entire time together. This strag probably sucked more indirect peepee than tonguing a post wall twink.

The foid meanwhile:

>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

But I just didnt want to leave it off here, lets look at some of the most r-slurred answers Plebbitors posted in response to this bait

"This is gross. My husband and I have slept with other people within the boundaries of our marriage but I would never imagine in a thousand years allowing another man to get me pregnant and bear his child. Nevermind four times. She's so gross. She doesn't care about you."

"Look into chimerism and DNA mutations. Chimeras have two sets of DNA and can have children that do not register as theirs on DNA tests. Also, older dad DNA can mutate."

Yeah bro you are a fricking pokemon look into it

Of course a whole lot of:

"Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy"

Nah the correct answer would have been murder-suicide but I digress.

A flock of birds nestle together in the cold night, their warmth shared. Rabbits gnaw on grass in groups, each looking out for one another. The white glow of streetlights illuminates the path of a couple returning to their shared apartment that always smells like curry. It's small, but it's just the right size for all their fond memories together. And then there's me. Alone in my room with just a heater to prevent the shivers. But no amount of electric heat can warm my cold soul that longs to escape the freeze of isolation.

What's brutality? Brutality is having to go to the mall, see couples with interlinked hands, and for a brief second, have to bite your lip to stop the tears. Brutality is realising you haven't touched a female in months, maybe years, and it feels traumatic. Brutality is realising you're in and out of psych wards, spending thousands on mental health care when a hug would cure it all. Brutality is falling in love with your 49 year old psychologist just because she's nice to you.

There are no canyons deep enough to engulf the feelings loneliness, rejection, and inadequacy that come from inceldom. True incels that were born this way. They say there's somebody for everybody - a darn lie. There is nobody for a 156cm ugly poorcel. This you and I both know. Love will never come my way, and the bulk of my life, as I sit as a 28yo male, will be spent single, unadmired, and unwanted. It doesn't get easier from here on out. It gets worse as I age. This is the timeline of misery.

Does that give you some insight into what it feels like to be an incel? Maybe this will:

Nobody for the five foot freak. Nobody. I am a nobody.

yeah I stole this but the point still stands

All women are whores

!incels

!incels !women

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIING!

>You're right about the needy and desperate part. A lot of guys complain about being “friend zoned,” but the kind of guy who is confident and genuine enough to actually want to be friends with a woman and to value a woman's friendship the same way they would a man's (you know, like as if women are people just like you), is going to be happier and more appealing than a needy dude who whines that women only want to be friends with him.

You have to be the emotional tampon with confidence ok chud its confidence you lack!

>I stopped trying to be stereotypically "sexy" and leaned into the neurodivergent thing to make myself comfortable. Then I started my career and got my life together. Around sometime in the middle of that I met my girlfriend. Been I think 5 years together.

Lmao this Neighbor got settled for. I feel for the poor Neighbors who's first time is seeing this with 31.

>Got rejected so many times that it doesn't feel bad anymore. Tried talking to more people in general. Kept asking girls out. At some point, some of them says yes

Just humiliate yourself over and over again until you are an emotional void and then maybe some landwhale will have some pity

And now to finish off, the Reddit foid shuts down the only good advice with some ol heckin gaslighting.

>Shoulders and six pack or at least outline make a difference, also backside. So working out of course in some fashion

>Actually , no, it isn't just about appearance . Being desperate for s*x is frightening to be around as a woman .

Appearances dont matter sweaty uhhhmk all of your lived experiences are fake.

Doesn't matter if you've got plans or not (I don't lol), just make sure you enjoy your day

So I was with a photographer pal and we bumped on 2 foids he know one looked like spider man 2 2004 landowner daughter and other as Jabba the hunt with make up so the first girl gave me her hand as greeting and did a hug but then I was about the greet the Jabba the Hunt and she made such a disgusting face like my first tough when I seen this Jabba were would swipe left 100%. And thing is she was one of first model of my friend and he has pictures of her when she was legit cute good looking like from 8 years ago when she was like 15-16 and her attitude didn't changed when her look changed a lot and when we were standing talking the Spider-Man girl was looking at me interested and was smiling and generally nice so the contrast with Jabba the hunt made the whole situation funnier.

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