yeah I stole this but the point still stands

/r/seduction is a new favorite sub. Redditors giving each other advice on seducing women

just trying out bumble in sf 😳 pic.twitter.com/19r8VYTijc

— Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane) April 7, 2024

700+ likes for the middest azn foid you have ever seen:

I am once again asking white moids to stop inflating the self worth of mid azn foids with your yellow fever because what the frick is this ?

This tale is told in 2 separate entries, the first post was first released on /r/relationships but swiftly locked by jannies, then reposted to /r/parenting and /r/relationship_advice. TLDR: Guy marries the first chick that lets him hit in college, she still rides the peepee carousel behind his back for the entire duration of their relationship, prosneeds to gaslight him after he found out.

God abandoned this cuck 1

One redditor puts it into most simple but beautiful words

Women are whores. In other news water is wet

Final update post

"For the next few weeks we barely said a word to each other; I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing. So I lost the love of my life, and I'll never know what mistakes she had made. I really wish I could go back in time and forget about it all. Whatever mistakes she made, I honestly wanted to work through it, and now I'm just riddled with guilt that I pressed her for an answer."#

This cuck still stayed in his shed despite knowing his wife kept fricking other men behind his back not once, or twice, but during their entire time together. This strag probably sucked more indirect peepee than tonguing a post wall twink.

The foid meanwhile:

>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

But I just didnt want to leave it off here, lets look at some of the most r-slurred answers Plebbitors posted in response to this bait

"This is gross. My husband and I have slept with other people within the boundaries of our marriage but I would never imagine in a thousand years allowing another man to get me pregnant and bear his child. Nevermind four times. She's so gross. She doesn't care about you."

"Look into chimerism and DNA mutations. Chimeras have two sets of DNA and can have children that do not register as theirs on DNA tests. Also, older dad DNA can mutate."

Yeah bro you are a fricking pokemon look into it

Of course a whole lot of:

"Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy"

Nah the correct answer would have been murder-suicide but I digress.

The mode for guys is 2. It's so over

The same study that said women rate men lower also showed women were more likely to date men they rated lower.

This belief that women are super choosy is often pushed by incels and simply not true, even in this particular study they cite, it shows the opposite.

Does that mean anything? Of course most women date men they consider to be not attractive, they rated 80% of men as sub 5s

To be fair, women tend to put a lot more effort into being attractive than men do.

Guys could try a bit harder.

most women are fat in america so i'm not really sure this is true

!incels

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIING!

>You're right about the needy and desperate part. A lot of guys complain about being “friend zoned,” but the kind of guy who is confident and genuine enough to actually want to be friends with a woman and to value a woman's friendship the same way they would a man's (you know, like as if women are people just like you), is going to be happier and more appealing than a needy dude who whines that women only want to be friends with him.

You have to be the emotional tampon with confidence ok chud its confidence you lack!

>I stopped trying to be stereotypically "sexy" and leaned into the neurodivergent thing to make myself comfortable. Then I started my career and got my life together. Around sometime in the middle of that I met my girlfriend. Been I think 5 years together.

Lmao this Neighbor got settled for. I feel for the poor Neighbors who's first time is seeing this with 31.

>Got rejected so many times that it doesn't feel bad anymore. Tried talking to more people in general. Kept asking girls out. At some point, some of them says yes

Just humiliate yourself over and over again until you are an emotional void and then maybe some landwhale will have some pity

And now to finish off, the Reddit foid shuts down the only good advice with some ol heckin gaslighting.

>Shoulders and six pack or at least outline make a difference, also backside. So working out of course in some fashion

>Actually , no, it isn't just about appearance . Being desperate for s*x is frightening to be around as a woman .

Appearances dont matter sweaty uhhhmk all of your lived experiences are fake.

https://incels.is/threads/its-valentines-day-and-foid-gently-put-her-hand-on-my-hand-then-on-my-stomach-and-then-on-chest.574560/

https://incels.is/threads/what-are-we-frickboys-doing-on-valentines-day.574514/

https://incels.is/threads/lonely-on-valentines-day-im-here-to-help-out.574569/

https://incels.is/threads/frick-valentines-day.574563/

https://incels.is/threads/confession-this-valentines-day-i-am-drowning-in-hate.574522/

https://incels.is/threads/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-foid-on-valentines-day.574401/

Whatever, just browse it yourself. I have a hot date with @me to prepare for.

Me at age 21:

• Opened my restaurant, breaking even

• Living with my parents

• Working 60+ hours a week

Me at 31:

• Restauranteur & Hotelier

• Travelling the world with my husband

• Multiple income streams

It's never too late. Don't give up.

!incels 1/10s are marrying tall white Brads now. It's so fricking over.

back to ldar for me bros

!incels !women

It's not just dogs. Women will frick almost any animal that has Chad characteristics. Yes, ugly men are less attractive than animals to women. This has been scientifically proven.

• In this study, we tested the hypothesis that a nonhuman sexual stimulus would elicit a genital response in women but not in men.

• In the present study, we examined the genital and the subjective sexual arousal of women and of men to stimuli depicting human male–male, female–male, and female–female sexual interactions as well as to a stimulus depicting female and male bonobos (Pan paniscus) engaging in sexual activity

• Eighteen heterosexual women and 18 heterosexual men viewed seven sexual film stimuli, six human films and one nonhuman primate film, while measurements of genital and subjective sexual arousal were recorded.

• Women showed small increases in genital arousal to the nonhuman stimulus and large increases in genital arousal to both human male and female stimuli.

• Planned, repeated contrasts revealed that women's genital arousal to the nonhuman sexual stimulus was significantly greater than to the neutral stimulus

• Men did not show any genital arousal to the nonhuman stimulus.

• The planned contrasts showed that men did not report greater subjective arousal to the nonhuman stimulus, relative to the neutral stimulus

Source: https://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/document?repid=rep1&type=pdf&doi=f99dbe15b67312467c2918fab22319f9de983724

Women get aroused by non-human species and their own s*x. !truecels, we're mogged by chimps, dogs, raccoons, even marseys. In short, YOU JUST KNOW.

!fellas, you ever been to an adult store? Ever bought lube? Toys?

No that shit is disgusting. Only the top 5% of coomers do that.

But your average modern foid has most definitely been to an adult store or ordered some paraphernalia in the mail

They buy 5000 horsepower Hitachi giga powered vibration wands that will literally short out a socket

They buy gigantic dildos and various types of lube

The average moid maybe has some lotion on the bedside at most

!women get your shit together

!incels beware the s*x shop temptress

morning coffee makes me extra misogynistic

!incels Noodlefoids are so fricking weirdmaxxed bros

Men are completely ran through after a single heartbreak

!incels

So this stinky whore who I used to know in primary school dms me on Insta out of nowhere. We go on 2 dates, I of course pay for everything like a cuck. Meanwhile all she does is complain about some other r-slur that fricked her over in the previous months and how shit guys on bumble are. Of course I should have seen the red flags but like a delusional cuck I believed that maybe WAGMI. I was wrong of course.

Suddenly after the second date she no longer has time to hang. She's busy with this and that and oh also she is going on a 2 week to Paris. Fricking whore. Moral of the story, no matter how hot I look on Instagram it takes the average b-word 2 dates to sniff my autism out. Fricking hate women so much it physically hurts more than ab crunches.

the entire hole was either s or literal whores 🤣🤣🤣🤣femcel my butt neighbor