One man was charged with drunken driving after crashing his truck and spilling 11,000 salmon onto a highway in Oregon.

>The problem? He hadn't been drinking.

Instead, he was diagnosed with a rare condition known as auto-brewery syndrome, in which a person's gut ferments carbohydrates into ethanol, effectively brewing alcohol inside the body.

This week, the man was acquitted of a drunken driving offense — he wasn't a boozer, the court found; his body was essentially making its own beer.

A jury on Thursday found a Minnesota man guilty on all charges in connection with the fatal stabbing of a teenager during a tubing trip in western Wisconsin in the summer of 2022.

Nicolae Miu, who's now 54, was found guilty of first-degree reckless homicide in the death of 17-year-old Isaac Schuman of Stillwater during a confrontation on the Apple River. The verdict was read just after 11 a.m. in St. Croix County Circuit Court in Hudson, Wis.

Miu was also found guilty of four counts of first-degree recklessly endangering safety, in connection with four people who were wounded in the stabbing — Alexander Martin, Dante Carlson, Anthony Carlson and Ryhley Mattison.

Miu also was found guilty on a count of battery.

He had been charged with first-degree intentional homicide, and four counts of attempted first-degree intentional homicide.

But KARE 11 reported that the jury was given the option to find Miu guilty on less-severe charges of reckless homicide and recklessly endangering safety — and exercised that discretion in their verdict.

!chuds !nooticers @arsey the zoomies won

At least it prevented her from getting long COVID . If she did she might accept the MAID like this other foid

https://nypost.com/2023/12/14/news/canada-woman-with-long-covid-applies-for-assisted-suicide-report/