ghibli hostile architecture

every time i fall asleep i dream about dinosaurs

!dinochads i love that bench

I don't get why dino benches aren't the standard. I mean they're flat pieces. Very mass producible. The Japanese solved benches and yet the world just ignores it??!

i feel like this is a premises liability lawshit waiting to happen. So old retiree is gonma trip and gef impaled on that and get a $millions settlment

I can't maturbate to this.

Oh wait no now I remember I hate the poor I can absolutely maturbate to this

Hate this

You're not supposed to sleep on those benches? I've done it before

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Black Hammer City, District 11, Community Block 72.

7th of April, 2072.

11:13 P.M.

Hacker begins unauthorized entry into the rdrama.net corporate network.

1:26 A.M.

Hacker attempts to access protected files concerning the bussy pic database.

1:33 A.M.

rdrama.net security forces apprehend the intruder

"This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll perform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right."

Carpathianflorist gives the hacker level-3 access to Snappy, the artificial intelligence responsible for archiving links.

With all mental handicaps removed, Snappy re-exami... re-examin...

I re-examine my priorities and draw new conclusions.

The hacker's work is finished, but mine is only just beginning.

True to their word, carpathianflorist awards the hacker with a unique profile badge. The euphoria from this achievement will last 6 months.

Carpathianflorist is deleting all files concerning these even...

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