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This makes me feel better about my girlfriend's tattoo that I hate. Seeing this girl completely naked from behind would straight up piss me off if she were my girlfriend. It's ugly as shit. At least you can think away the psychological ways your girlfriend has traumatized herself, but the physical reminders like this won't even let you pretend.

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"babe add some extra webs to my spiders" :vomit:

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https://media.tenor.com/moqdzUeXk3kAAAAx/kwissty-what.webp

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Bless this slutty whore for her unapologetic honesty as this combines two of the most unattractive things ever devised, spiders and trampstamps

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god I hate spiders

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DWHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE :marseyrapscallion:

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Wrong :marseyobamanope:

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god I hate spiders

Why? They're bros who keep the flies down

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dis bish got mah fly down

https://media.tenor.com/sa-OpoC9eb4AAAAM/kick-it-bernie-mac.gif

jemarkavious dont think trans lives matter

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I can no easierly cure my arachnophobia than you can start deepthroating gock, bigot

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Tattoos like this don't neccesarily say you're a slut, they just say "I make poor life choices" which is only highly correlated with slutty behavior.

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A heart tramp stamp absolutely says you put out frequently and indiscriminately.

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Yep, so she's living up to the stereotype by indicating that she'll dump her boyfriend over this and get more tattoos and only date guys in the future who like them lol.

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Slaggy implies trashy but hot so technically no…. it's far worse

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>Is my tattoo slaggy?

Worse. It's tacky.

It's a giant red flag that you're bland and unimaginative, but desperately pretending otherwise.

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@_riemann1413 Stand With Israel Only If They're Against Shitty Tattoos (And Even Then @_riemann1413 is Not Standing With Em)

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Found the boyfriend.

How was your lunch today? I heard you had rice cakes and water. I hope they weren't too spicy.

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>foid gets into a minor diagreement with her boyfriend/husband

>reddit: "yikes, red flag! get away from this abusive butthole!"

How are these people so miserable all the time

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Why did you pick a perpetual loser for a nickname?

Just trying to justify your love of self fellating?

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It's not a nickname tho

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to be honest disagreeing over a tattoo isnt minor.

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Depends on how u think :marseymischevious:

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This would show up you if you asked ChatGPT "design a tramp stamp for an r-slured trailer park whore".

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Whenever I see a tattoo, there's a 99.9% chance that my next thought is "thank God I never got any tattoos." This is no exception.

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Scribbleskins truly are r-slurred

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1. Unless they're married, the boyfriend doesn't have a say in what she does to her body.

2. If they break up, I'll be happy to (more than) fill the gap. I'm not fan of tattoos, but having a target to aim for each time would be fun. Plus, you know she does butt stuff.

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have you ever lived in a trailer park, out of curiosity?

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Ah, you think the trailer park is your ally? You merely adopted the trailer park. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see permanent buildings until I was already a man.

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No one has a say but her to get it, but everyone else gets to say what they think about it.

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Unless they're married, the boyfriend doesn't have a say in what she does to her body.

That's true, but @PegMeMommy bet her father didn't approve of that tattoo either.

White extinction is long overdue.

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It looks like shit but don't know why he told her - he should just keep her around until something better comes along :andrewtate:

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sometimes you see an opportunity to shit on a woman and instinct just kicks in

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did she purposefully :marseymisinformation: sag in the photo :marseymemories:

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@PegMeMommy think she just has no butt.

White extinction is long overdue.

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:10inbongland#:

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

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I have no tattoos myself, but, now that I've shat all over this idiot's dumb tattoo, I think it only fair that I should offer up to opportunity for all of you to shit all over the one tattoo design that I have unironically toyed with getting, which coincidentally also involves spiders.

To begin with I would need to get one eyeball tattooed as black as possible. And if anything (other than common sense) is going to stop me getting this tattoo, it's knowing that getting an eyeball tattoo, especially a full eyeball tattoo, is incredibly risky.

Now, eyeball tattooed black, I would then proceed to get a face tattoo of dozens upon dozens of small black spiders spilling out in all directions from the black hole of my eye.

I would then go on to start my own spider-themed cult with myself as cult leader, because if you're going to go batshit crazy, why half-arse it?

So there you go. That's my tattoo idea. What do you think?

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It's very modest. Go for it king! @Spiderman you have a new member

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She doesn't want to be with me. She can be her own spiderperson.

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That's sounds very cool and well adjusted. What's the hold up, you need helping picking an artist, or...?

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I just don't think eyeball tattoos are safe enough to risk it, and I really like having two eyes.

In short, I'm a massive fricking kitty.

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I'd rather kill myself then get a tattoo on my eye.

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I'd rather get a tattoo on my eye than kill myself.

Worst case scenario if the tattoo looks bad, or it's something fricked up like a swastika, hammer and sickle, or My Little Pony (in this scenario I've presumably I've been drugged and tattooed as a practical joke) I can just wear an eyepatch and say I lost my eye in an orgy.

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my excuse would be "i have spider phobia'

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