INTENSE CHRISTIAN ROLEPLAYING SCENARIO: Jesussianna just found you getting a little TOO loving-your-enemiespilled with the Antichrist after you two got home from the new years party! "You're not, you know... giving the devil a foothold, are ya?" How do YOU respond?

My response! @jesus UGH! You are SOOOO arrogant little miss "I need worship and attention 24/7" why the FRICK do you care what I do with the antichrist huh? Huh? I can't talk to ONE PERSON without you cracking out the whip on me, why do you have to be SO fricking limp wristed. Is it because of the nails? audience of angels gasp OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's right sister, I am SO FRICKING THROUGH WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT DELIRIOUS, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. Aren't you the lamb of god? Then WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN A FRICKING HAIRCUT IN THE LAST 5 GODDARN YEARS. Did Paul tell you to do that? I bet you're getting HOG WILD in bed with Paul anyway, WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT WITH ME THE ANTICHRIST GAVE ME SOOOO MUCH MORE. I'M DONE with this sad excuse of a relationship. You heard me: I'M GONE. I hope your CUCK PARTNER pulls a 1 Corinthians 11:5 on you you fricking WHORE B-WORD

Now's your turn! !christians !atheists