Bardpost of the Day #1 - Jesus literally blessed homosexuality sweaty

Jesus didn't. And besides, if the Centurion was banging his pais, that is both s*x with a minor and power-differential s*x and lack of consent, which is r*pe, sweaty.

So now paedophile r*pe is fine because it's a gay relationship? Mmm-hmm, and it's the conservatives who are supposed to be the ones saying gays are all perverts and kiddie-diddlers?

Anyway, the liberals and progressives are so desperate to claim Christianity actually says this is okay and fine, that they are grasping for any couple they can pretend were really LGBT. Like David and Jonathan in the Old Testament. Or Ruth and Naomi, and never mind that they were daughter-in-law and mother-in-law. No, they were lesbian lovers, plainly! And this with the Centurion and his slave. Or Jesus and John. Or for the really desperate, the young man in Gethsemane. See, the reason he ran away naked was because him and Jesus were having gay s*x that night, obviously.