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It's not that hard if you're actually talented with languages like Bardy is. Incompetent !r-slurs like you should just know your place.

Xhe has made that claim before and I will pay xhim $100 in crypto of xher choice if xhe gets on camera and reads a paragraph of Koine Greek (of my choice) and then translates it.

!bardfinn How do I make this deal happen with our queen?

I think the idea there is that "pais" means "youth, child" and that would be a young servant or more likely slave, and the Romans weren't too concerned with consensual equal s*x when it came to banging their slaves, female or male. So the assumption would be "if it's a cute twink of course the master is hitting that".

But the Jewish elders and townspeople advocate for the Centurion to Jesus, saying he is a righteous man even if he is a Gentile. Unless Bardy is claiming the locals in Capernaum were just fine with gay s*x r*pe of slaves (and hey, who knows?), then they would not be likely to say "help this guy out, he's one of the good ones".

There's also the assumption that unless the Centurion was fricking this twink, he wouldn't care if a servant was sick and in need. So they would rather believe a random guy was a gay paedophile than that he might be a good person who cared about even his servants.

Legate Straggius was very concerned for his mens morale

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I think it's because a lot of Protestantism goes very heavily on the Pauline epistles for doctrine, so it's awkward when you want to say that gay s*x and the rest of it is totally fine and Christian, since St Paul is instructing the local churches "I heard one of you guys was banging his step mom. Stop that shit". So they have to fall back on "Well Paul corrupted it all" and "Jesus never said anything about abortion in the Gospels so that means He was pro-choice" and other rubbish.

Funny enough that is what the early gnostics thought.

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