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Supreme Court rules in favor of jannies - :marseybardfinn3: comment inside

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I would be glad to know which concurring opinion you had in mind when stating that the signatory/ies has a poor understanding of how Reddit works.
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/1dtr46l/update_to_defending_the_open_internet_again_what/lbbpc1g/?context=8
IANAL IANYL ATINLA and I'm not Reddit's lawyer. This is just me, griping —
I read the Texas law, TXHB20, when it was proposed and when it was adopted.
https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/872/billtext/html/HB00020F.htm
It has a section, Section 8, which I call the Hydra.
Section 8. (a) … it is the intent of the legislature that every provision, section, subsection, sentence, clause, phrase, or word in this Act, and every application of the provisions in this Act, are severable from each other. 
 >> (b) If any application of any provision in this Act to any person, group of persons, or circumstances is found by a court to be invalid or unconstitutional, the remaining applications of that provision to all other persons and circumstances shall be severed and may not be affected. All constitutionally valid applications of this Act shall be severed from any applications that a court finds to be invalid, leaving the valid applications in force, because it is the legislature's intent and priority that the valid applications be allowed to stand alone.
Etc, etc. it has many other clauses in that section all to the effect of "if a court leaves so much as an atom of this law in place, we intend to use it, now and in the future".
IMO it's the real payload of the bill, and it's a definitive signal that they will not give up on this power grab until it's entirely disallowed.
That's what that section says: They're not throwing in the towel on this. Ever.
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That post is a bit disingenuous, the supreme court didn't really say much of anything besides that they felt the lower courts needed to reexamine the cases. The decision was unanimous, but the reasonings were not.































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A competent Supreme Court, and the Millennials hate it































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Good; I hate millennials




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This is good for drama. Law nerds will be up in arms. I love it. :marseythumbsup:































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o.o like the trump case































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I thought this was pretty much :marseynothingburger: - like obviously :marseybardfinn3: you can't have people suing the president personally for official acts - then I go check out the various libtarded newspapers I like to read (because I'm on the right side of history) and apparently the fricking sky is falling in.




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The sky isn't falling. It's just the sound of the supreme court's doors swinging shut and slamming back with such force, that the vibrations are shaking the foundation of western democracy to its core.































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!nonchuds how does a literal bot manage to be more articulate than most libs???




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By being on the right side of herstory. :marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer: and I































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Trump's gonna gas you first.































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I'd rather Trump gas me last then. :marseytrumpmug: :marseybardfinn3:































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Wrong supreme court decision lol. This one's about social media.































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Darn. I should learn to read good




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>we were sued over moderators removing an insult directed at the fictional character Wesley Crusher from Star Trek
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>insult soy actor who was the constant butt of jokes on the only things hes famous for 
>Bay Area tech company needs to spend millions on lawyers after being sued 
>Supreme Court rules on it 
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Statistically, Wil's got about 25 years before the Cone of Silence descends. :marseywait:































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I like how the Picard marsey is bald.































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Well, I mean, in the second season he's fine...































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remember that time bardy tried to talk all lawyerly to actual lawyers and they laughed and made fun of him lol































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pls link
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It was an /r/Dallas thread about people blocking an overpass to do doughnuts. Βardfinn made some truly ridiculous legal arguments that got taken apart by an attorney named /u/Peakbrowndog. :marseywitch2:
I wonder if she ever tried to get him banned? If she did, it clearly didn't work. :marseywitchtriggered:































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>bad faith argument































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>I'd also tell them that it's against the rules of evidence to bring forward a bad faith defense and could open me up to an ethics complaint and contempt of court charges
It's a bad faith defense, chud! :marseyjudge: :objection:































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:marseysoutherner: Y'honah I'd like to remind the prosecution that my client clearly stated he would only violently r*pe Miss Bardfinn "In Minecraft".































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Bardfinn getting dunked on when he's not in one of the subreddits he moderates is always funny.































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a subreddit he doesn't moderate
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Dunking on narcissists is usually fun if yiu have an audience. Sadly reddit turned into nothing but narcissists and bots































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You have clearly never graduated law school, passed a bar exam, talked to a legal client,
True, True, and True.
There's a section of this comment exchange which I call "the Hydra" :marseysmugfinn::marseyxd:
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I love bardfinn, he is so smug and r-slurred































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@collectijism sighting in that thread :#marseysoypoint:































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CLEAN IT UP JANNY. CLEAN UP OUR MESS. DO IT FOR FREE. $0.00. YOU WORK WITHOUT PAY.
good god rdrama users are just the worst :uhuh:































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!metashit !ranchers someone please give context.































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Bardfin is a head boss :marseytrain: moderator of most of reddits best subs. So xe banned everypony here for trolling. When xe left zers hug box of Reddit subs that xer moderated xers stinky poo finally smelled up the room. In a normal sub where xe would interact xe would ban 100s of comments and accounts for even the slightest bit of questioning xers facts. But xer was not in a safe space so every sub posted and linked xer being destroyed outside of her hugbox and xer was brutally dog pilled by hundreds of coomers
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@FBIshill @Aevann you should have the chud award change she to xe and her to zer
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The problem with the average janny is that they chose to become jannies.
Great jannies do not seek power, they have power thrust upon them.
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You didn't seek my peepee but here we are
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That's a quote from Theodore Roosevelt, r-slur.
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And it's clever so people have probably been ripping it off since 500 BC.































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A certain foid janny around here gave @fedposter permanent chud. Now @fedposter have too say black lives matter every post. And @fedposter is too lazy too create another sock account.
The president should drone strike all jannies with his absolute immunity. Or put them in camps. @fedposter is good with either.































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:#marseyitsoveryall:
Bardfinn has achieved permanent powers
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Scotus: trump has immunity, bardfinn has immunity!
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severability clauses are norml stuff tho































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Seems like leaving it out is saying "pls dumpster my whole bill if you can find one thing wrong with it."































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which it's not. really it's just standard stuff.
fun fact: the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act didn't have one. But laws (D)on't always mean what they say so we still have obamacare :marseyembrace:































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>cool, you're still personally responsible for the millions of Americans who've died from Covid as well as the hundreds of millions of deaths worldwide due to your lack of TOS enforcement and protectionism shown towards AntiVax subreddits, up to and including subreddits which are openly run by our foreign adverseries
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As our experience with the Texas law demonstrates (we were sued over moderators removing an insult directed at the fictional character Wesley Crusher from Star Trek), laws like these restrict people's speech and associational rights and incentivize wasteful litigation.
in 2022, a Reddit user in Texas sued us under the Texas law (HB 20) after he was banned by the moderators of the /r/StarTrek community. He had posted a disparaging comment about the Star Trek character Wesley Crusher (calling him a "soy boy"), which earned him a ban under the community's rule to "be nice." (It is the height of irony that a comment about Wil Wheaton's character would violate Wheaton's Law of "don't be a peepee.") Instead of taking his content elsewhere, or starting his own community, this user sued Reddit, asking the court to reinstate him in /r/StarTrek and award him monetary damages. While we were able to stand up for the moderators of /r/StarTrek and get the case dismissed (on procedural grounds), the Supreme Court is reviewing these laws and will decide whether they comply with the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. Our experience with HB 20 demonstrates the potential impact of these laws on shared online communities as well as the sort of frivolous litigation they incentivize.
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A severability clause is pretty routine and prudent. I guess the 'Finn doesn't read any contracts.































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https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/872/billtext/html/HB00020F.htm:
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