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Supreme Court rules in favor of jannies - :marseybardfinn3: comment inside

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I would be glad to know which concurring opinion you had in mind when stating that the signatory/ies has a poor understanding of how Reddit works.

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IANAL IANYL ATINLA and I'm not Reddit's lawyer. This is just me, griping —

I read the Texas law, TXHB20, when it was proposed and when it was adopted.

https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/872/billtext/html/HB00020F.htm

It has a section, Section 8, which I call the Hydra.

Section 8. (a) … it is the intent of the legislature that every provision, section, subsection, sentence, clause, phrase, or word in this Act, and every application of the provisions in this Act, are severable from each other.
>> (b) If any application of any provision in this Act to any person, group of persons, or circumstances is found by a court to be invalid or unconstitutional, the remaining applications of that provision to all other persons and circumstances shall be severed and may not be affected. All constitutionally valid applications of this Act shall be severed from any applications that a court finds to be invalid, leaving the valid applications in force, because it is the legislature's intent and priority that the valid applications be allowed to stand alone.

Etc, etc. it has many other clauses in that section all to the effect of "if a court leaves so much as an atom of this law in place, we intend to use it, now and in the future".

IMO it's the real payload of the bill, and it's a definitive signal that they will not give up on this power grab until it's entirely disallowed.

That's what that section says: They're not throwing in the towel on this. Ever.

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remember that time bardy tried to talk all lawyerly to actual lawyers and they laughed and made fun of him lol

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pls link

Thanks kings :#marseykingcrown:

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It was an /r/Dallas thread about people blocking an overpass to do doughnuts. Βardfinn made some truly ridiculous legal arguments that got taken apart by an attorney named /u/Peakbrowndog. :marseywitch2:

I wonder if she ever tried to get him banned? If she did, it clearly didn't work. :marseywitchtriggered:

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>bad faith argument

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>I'd also tell them that it's against the rules of evidence to bring forward a bad faith defense and could open me up to an ethics complaint and contempt of court charges

It's a bad faith defense, chud! :marseyjudge: :objection:

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:marseysoutherner: Y'honah I'd like to remind the prosecution that my client clearly stated he would only violently r*pe Miss Bardfinn "In Minecraft".

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 01 hours 28 minutes and 22 seconds Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

7 Day trend:

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Bardfinn getting dunked on when he's not in one of the subreddits he moderates is always funny.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/bB2h8u8QqO39S/giphy.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278347330109043.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17280569636770003.webp

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a subreddit he doesn't moderate

All four of them.

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Dunking on narcissists is usually fun if yiu have an audience. Sadly reddit turned into nothing but narcissists and bots

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 51 minutes and 38 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 284 mentions

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You have clearly never graduated law school, passed a bar exam, talked to a legal client,

True, True, and True.

There's a section of this comment exchange which I call "the Hydra" :marseysmugfinn::marseyxd:

https://media.giphy.com/media/VCPyEY7cwc8DvDSS2J/giphy.webp

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I love bardfinn, he is so smug and r-slurred

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 02 minutes and 28 seconds

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We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 34 more times than usual!

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@collectijism sighting in that thread :#marseysoypoint:

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Trans lives matter

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This exchange made me c*m a dozen times while reading

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CLEAN IT UP JANNY. CLEAN UP OUR MESS. DO IT FOR FREE. $0.00. YOU WORK WITHOUT PAY.

good god rdrama users are just the worst :uhuh:

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!metashit !ranchers someone please give context.

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Bardfin is a head boss :marseytrain: moderator of most of reddits best subs. So xe banned everypony here for trolling. When xe left zers hug box of Reddit subs that xer moderated xers stinky poo finally smelled up the room. In a normal sub where xe would interact xe would ban 100s of comments and accounts for even the slightest bit of questioning xers facts. But xer was not in a safe space so every sub posted and linked xer being destroyed outside of her hugbox and xer was brutally dog pilled by hundreds of coomers

Trans lives matter

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@FBIshill @Aevann you should have the chud award change she to xe and her to zer

Trans lives matter

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 10 minutes and 59 seconds

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longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Snappy which was 0 days 10 hours 03 minutes and 22 seconds

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 00 minutes and 17 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16908 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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