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Bard spotting on Bluesky 10 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 (@cara.city):

rolling up on a jetski

"hey guys wanna end communism?"


Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

it rocks how the CIA humiliates themselves every time they try do this lol

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

The USA multiple times a year ever since Cuba became socialist in the 1960's:


Six has never taken a picture of himself holding a fish. (@thesix.bsky.social):

Befriending the obvious CIA plant in order to get free stuff.


Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

Castro lowkey kinda did this lmao

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:l7buhragfpktqopl7wdojhi3/bafkreidyaxcowyxqlgsrlwohchkfy7x6nzpkoucuvpjlsdhjmq4rrikway@jpeg


K____ B: new gender who dis (@wowcoolrobot.bsky.social):

it rules the CIA kept sending femme fatales to assassinate him and they all inevitably fell in love with him and never even made the attempt


Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

i literally just posted about this it's one of my fave CIA assassination failures because they tried it multiple times lmfao

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

CIA director: "what if we send a sexy lady to kill Castro?"

(1 month later)

CIA grunt: "sir, the sexy lady became Castro's lover & has refused to kill him. she is also not returning to america."

CIA director: "ah. well. never the less. maybe we try making exploding cigars again?"


Electrichead (@electrichead.bsky.social):

"Itching powder in the beard" was my favorite.


Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

CIA Agent 1: "oh heck yes we made his beard itchy!!! that'll teach ya not to shave, you dirty commie!!"

CIA Agent 2: "okay great, but how is this supposed to kill castro?"

CIA Agent 1: "kill?? 🤨"


Electrichead (@electrichead.bsky.social):

The reality is even funnier. It was supposed to make him shave, thus losing his masculine powers of persuasion, causing the people to realize he was a fraud and rise up.


Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

that's… what?!?


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Symbolically destroying his machismo

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