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Mx. Fee (@mxfee.bsky.social):
Accessibility chat hours~
Please do not forget that using special "fonts" in your usernames and posts can mess with some assistive tech.
Heads up that the link contains a video example and it is PAINFUL.
https://x.com/kentcdodds/status/1083073242330361856
Benene (@akw.bsky.social):
Screen readers should also handle this better, tbf. I'm trying to think of a situation where reading out "mathematical sans" before every letter is useful.
Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc (@alexandraerin.com):
They aren't letters.
They are mathematical/technical/scientific symbols represented as letters.
This behavior is useful (and necessary) when people who need screen readers are working with texts that use the symbols as intended, where they will appear surrounded by actual text and numbers.
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
i don't think mathematical symbols mean something different when they're sans, or arial. the screen reader is not handling them, and it's not doing its job. it's failing, and its fallback behaviour is to read the entire unicode description of the character. it's lazy at best.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I seem to recall iOS 17's screen reader just … ignoring them.
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
which is better at least than how the reader in the clip handled some of those characters... took ten seconds to not even say the letters in "voice over"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social):
gat dang it they even used the duke
Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social):
really the one I want is either a white 360 or a launch model xbone
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social):
I was working for MS on the launch of the original Xbox (did Flash ads lol) and got to go to the launch party with The Rock and Bill Gates lol.
The branding standards book from MS was 800 pages long.
tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):
a dude who I (vaguely) knew (maybe more knew of, although I went to his old apartment once) from the boston hacker BBS scene either sold gates on the idea of the xbox and got kinda written out of the story OR has tried to wrongly lay claim to credit for coming up with the xbox, I've never been sure.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social):
Did they work at MS? Not so sure they needed inspiration to make a game console once Sony showed that an electronics company with deep pockets could dominate the market in less than 5 years. And once Sony said PS2 is a DVD player too, MS got nervous they were going to take over.
tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):
ya he worked at MS, J Allard
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social):
Traded tons of emails with him over the years re Xbox
tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):
yeah he uh... I have no idea what I should and shouldn't say about BBS shit from over thirty years ago but the other really funny thing was that he convinced gates to ship windows 95 as-is with a TCP stack and then other 617 hacker scene people (wasn't a big scene) took that in uh other directions
morb (@meson.ninja):
tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):
that but also: convincing MS to ship windows with a TCP/IP stack using lanman security which was discovered to be trivially crackable by... mudge, who j allard KNEW from the boards, initiating decades of windows security chaos. there's a great (not true, but) conspiracy there if anybody wants it
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There's a place in this world for a history written from the perspective of "They didn't listen to mudge"
tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):
hah that's sort of a complicated thing in many ways (I adore mudge, he's a very old and dear friend of mine, it's just... complicated) anyhow this will not NOT be that: defcon.org/html/defcon-...
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Galaxy Brain: Project 2025 will ensure your kid dies if he breaks his neck in a Saturday night football game, since the ER doctors will have to refuse to operate to keep from losing their licenses
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potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):
post work therapy creature fit
i hate rush. it's just a shirt my mom bought me that fits well lol no further questions
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Go therapeute!
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Shark Queen (ravenous) (@seransdell.bsky.social):
I have made it to 5o' clock on day 1 of a3-day juice cleanse. Applause needed.
(100% not doing this again tomorrow, you understand)
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Shark Queen (ravenous) (@seransdell.bsky.social):
Starving is stupid and hateful
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Emma/Tay (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@femin.ized.gay):
don't even need to wait for March 2025 to know what's winning Best Picture next ong
HYPE 🌪️
daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️⚧️ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social):
of course we all have to see a film about chasers
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
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Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
new chaser to block
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
On the blocklist 🙌🏻
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Juni! (@queen-of-the.pelf.ie):
can I pickle something with c*m
Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
finally a pickling i can agree with
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
😄
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Stuck in my head for a week, now exorcised
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
When I see things like this, I get sad, then angry, then depressed;
Maddie Blaustein, the English voice actress for Meowth,
died of complications of an influenza-like illness
which she didn't seek treatment for, because
she didn't have health insurance.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It enrages me because she died due to being American and her contribution to a multibillion dollar valued pop culture phenomenon was treated as, effectively, independent contractor piece work.
The future producer of "Himbo Heist" (@legalminimum.bsky.social):
She was one of the original voice actors (not literally from Episode 1, but still). We lost access to them after the divorce from 4Kids because they were under contract with 4Kids and not us. I'm sorry to hear what happened to her.
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illumi (@illumi.me):
whoever made this should be publicly executed
potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):
if this were alive it would be begging someone to kill it
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Me. I'd murder it. With a Shiner bock
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What in the absolute frick is that
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!bardfinn
Why does every food she cooks or wants to eat look like literally shit!!!!
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 01 hours 22 minutes and 07 seconds
Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
rdrama is currently running at 343.364 µBardyhertz
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You sneaky bastard look up my bot posting status, don't ya?
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Whoa you're real too?
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 (@cara.city):
rolling up on a jetski
"hey guys wanna end communism?"
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
it rocks how the CIA humiliates themselves every time they try do this lol
Six has never taken a picture of himself holding a fish. (@thesix.bsky.social):
Befriending the obvious CIA plant in order to get free stuff.
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
Castro lowkey kinda did this lmao
K____ B: new gender who dis (@wowcoolrobot.bsky.social):
it rules the CIA kept sending femme fatales to assassinate him and they all inevitably fell in love with him and never even made the attempt
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
i literally just posted about this it's one of my fave CIA assassination failures because they tried it multiple times lmfao
Electrichead (@electrichead.bsky.social):
"Itching powder in the beard" was my favorite.
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
CIA Agent 1: "oh heck yes we made his beard itchy!!! that'll teach ya not to shave, you dirty commie!!"
CIA Agent 2: "okay great, but how is this supposed to kill castro?"
CIA Agent 1: "kill?? 🤨"
Electrichead (@electrichead.bsky.social):
The reality is even funnier. It was supposed to make him shave, thus losing his masculine powers of persuasion, causing the people to realize he was a fraud and rise up.
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
that's… what?!?
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Symbolically destroying his machismo
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Micah (@rincewind.run):
the four year old is apparently under the impression that when he becomes a grownup, that means we leave and he gets the house all to himself
good to know where his priorities lie, I guess
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
He's gotta be allowed to run and jump and slap the ceiling without being "No"'d, clearly
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potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):
good morning
i've been in a depressed dysphoric slump for days and everything sorta sucks real bad and if i'm being honest i don't feel much like being alive at all. it's not an actionable threat or call for help it's just a feeling
just be kind to yourselves today yeah?
at least my tits are nice
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Shower is friend ♥️
potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):
i wish i didn't have to leave it's warm embrace
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Adobe Creative Clout Services (@drangel.bsky.social):
Knuckle tattoos that say WHAT NOW?
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I'm in suspense — what did they say?
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
When Trump disavowed Project 2025, he didn't just disavow a bunch of his former top staffers & the Heritage Foundation, but also all the institutes that signed on to Project 2025 — like the Family Research Council, ALEC, the ADF, Hillsdale College, and dozens more.
It will have consequences — IF…
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
IF we make sure he loses.
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Killing transgender people is the official policy of the Republican party.
Genevieve (@jenuhveeve.bsky.social):
We need a trans party that's official policy is killing republicans
Genevieve (@jenuhveeve.bsky.social):
Hi FBI
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
😲
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The patriarchy made up the science behind what healthy looks like in order to control the matriarchy's weight for their own sexual greed. There is no difference between a 150 pound woman and a 500 pound one and anybody who says the 500 pound woman is less healthy is only brainwashed by patriarch propaganda or is knowingly distributing said propaganda in an effort to steal our power. Being fat should be celebrated because it's a symbol of taking back the power and sticking it to the man. The fatter you are the more men hate you and the more men hate you the more power you have.
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