Bard spotting on Bluesky 06 August 2024

eva (@eva.computer):

>be me

>28yo blackpilled sigmacore NEET

>dad tells me to get a job

>get hired for republicuck social media job on craigslist

>have to go into office kms

>boss makes me rotate his pdfs for him

>wojaklmao.png

>so impressed he makes me director of digital comms

>wtf

>post peepeepoopoo from RNC account

utopia deferred (@utopia-deferred.bsky.social):

frick, it is so funny that groypers are literally running the entire GOTV operation for republicans at this point. you literally put the guys who spent their cumulative teenage years screaming slurs and channeling their dysfunctional psychosexual anxiety via ironic greentexts

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Flashbacks to 2015 era /r/The_Donald