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Bard spotting on Bluesky 06 August 2024 :marseyrandom:

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The New York Times (@nytimes.com):

Gov. Tim Walz has succeeded in projecting an avuncular, affable, relentlessly normcore image to Minnesotans. But not all voters are convinced that he rose above partisanship or united the state.


Charles Johnson (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com):

Delete your account.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

You would crash the dunk economy? Cancelled.

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The New York Times (@nytimes.com):

Gov. Tim Walz has succeeded in projecting an avuncular, affable, relentlessly normcore image to Minnesotans. But not all voters are convinced that he rose above partisanship or united the state.


Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social):

He's fine. I didn't like that he opposed police reform in the aftermath of the George Floyd Uprising, and he was too quick to call out the National Guard afterwards. He's also flubbed it a couple times on labor issues and knuckled-under to companies when he shoulda fought. But he's fine.


Kate Rothwell (@kroth.bsky.social):

They should have talked to you


Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social):

I doubt I'd have talked to them when they said they were NYT asking about Walz. I know what that article would end up looking like.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

This is the most breathtaking ice cold frostbite burn

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton (@punzer.bsky.social):

in 5 words or less, start a fight not about religion or politics:

Pantera, Tool, Deftones, Opeth suck

โœจ๐“Ÿ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ฝโœจ (@temptingcate.dev):

in 5 words or less, start a fight not about religion or politics:

raphael > michelangelo > donatello > leonardo


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Tool โ€ฆ suck[s]

This opinion has angered me so much that I'm seeing black, white, red then yellow


Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton (@punzer.bsky.social):

I feel like you might be overthinking, overanalyzing. Maybe separate the body from the mind?

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I'm told that the UK has pursued and possibly (?) secured an extradition agreement to haul Tommy Robinson in from his summer terrorism-command-tour "vacation"

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Joshua Foust ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽฎ (@joshuafoust.com):

This is absurdly unprofessional behavior by the Times politics team. Just absurd, insulting behavior.

The New York Times (@nytimes.com):

Gov. Tim Walz has succeeded in projecting an avuncular, affable, relentlessly normcore image to Minnesotans. But not all voters are convinced that he rose above partisanship or united the state.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"Normcore"? That's a hair away from "Normie"

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eva (@eva.computer):

>be me

>28yo blackpilled sigmacore NEET

>dad tells me to get a job

>get hired for republicuck social media job on craigslist

>have to go into office kms

>boss makes me rotate his pdfs for him

>wojaklmao.png

>so impressed he makes me director of digital comms

>wtf

>post peepeepoopoo from RNC account

utopia deferred (@utopia-deferred.bsky.social):

frick, it is so funny that groypers are literally running the entire GOTV operation for republicans at this point. you literally put the guys who spent their cumulative teenage years screaming slurs and channeling their dysfunctional psychosexual anxiety via ironic greentexts


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Flashbacks to 2015 era /r/The_Donald

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Kamala Harris lifting from Barack Obama's Yes We Can speech again.

Barack Obama is going to be the most influential president of the united states of america of the 21st century

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"Thank you for bringing back the joy"

Trump's cooked.


Xoe Valk (@x03v.bsky.social):

This is SOOOO good.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"The extraordinary promise of America" Kamala Harris can lift from Barack Obama, too

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

She's talking up his sponsorship of the GSA & the crowd has gone wild

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Feeding kids = crowd goes wild

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Emma (Cumslutress) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโšง๏ธ (@femin.ized.gay):

โœ… can't talk about our lived experiences being excluded from women's spaces based on our AGAB

โœ… can't talk about our material realities being under the same umbrella (but with some unique considerations) from other trans folks

โœ… can't talk about transmisogyny specifically

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Jessie ๐Ÿณ๏ธโšง๏ธ ฯ• (@jessisamess.gay):

this is because of our outsized power, naturally


Emma (Cumslutress) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโšง๏ธ (@femin.ized.gay):

saw someone yesterday but forget who say we are the mobsters of the queer community apparently lol


Katie Tightkitty (@juicysteak117.gay):

TRANS WOMEN ARE NATURALLY MORE AGGRESSIVE MOBSTERS. NO I AM NOT TRANSMISOGYNISTIC. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Whoops, sorry, Penny "Got Reddit to kick out the Nazis" Oaken, personally responsible for north of 42,000 bigot user accounts being permanently suspended from the site, is an extreme outlier and should not have been counted.

The average trans woman mafiosos on average 1 pizza slice a year

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Wizard (@pbjwizard.bsky.social):

penny did What How


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Long story short, I got /r/AgainstHateSubreddits converted from "gripe into the void about hate groups" to "make an argument that hate groups are destroying the site, the AUP already prohibits them, make Reddit execs do something" and then a bunch of us kept hammering away at that.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Also I used the API & PushShift's API to run a bunch of queries & searches to target hate groups for documentation & reporting, filed & followed up on reports, and made "F*** Your Hate" my avocation for years.

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skyybeans (@skyblu.bsky.social):

Hรฉroรฏque


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I think / believe most people with the opportunity & skillset would do the same.

Just stubbornness


skyybeans (@skyblu.bsky.social):

But you did.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Both excited to see the GOP get a resounding electoral defeat but also kind of not thrilled that American federal politics continue to boil down to "Can you imagine this person leading Christmas morning presents exchange in your household"


Ted-Cville (@ted-cville.bsky.social):

... or the whole have a beer bit. Really?


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Yeah! Like, I could have a beer with Shapiro, Walz, Harris, anyone in attendance at that rally, really.

Anyone at a Trump rally would shove me into a utility closet with their fists.


Ted-Cville (@ted-cville.bsky.social):

True..

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Last part of Shapiro's speech is patterned on the "We're going to live on, we're goin to survive, today, we celebrate, our independence day" speech from Independence Day

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"HE'S A WEIRDO" is now national political rhetoric, folks

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Bethany Albertson (@albertsonb2.bsky.social):

Josh Shapiro is giving me strong Matt Damon playing Barack Obama vibes.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

That rhythm and intonation and phrasing is so good. So very good.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

SHOUT "STREETS OF L.A.", ALREADY JOSH

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Holy shit the crowd just exploded on marriage equality

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

If you showed me nothing but this, I'd vote for him.

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy.bsky.social):

holy crap?

archive.is/fBqUL

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:iyz5zf463ic52vqbonyu2ebu/bafkreib76bxtlygiaalayyw4od4l6wmdttslooh2b33ewxjktto63mcdrq@jpeg

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Just had a Mandela effect moment; I was so sure that George W Bush had made Lee Greenwood the Poet Laureate, but uhhhh nope, he just sat on an arts council

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Dear The Guardian:

When your illo team makes a photo illo for a story about neoNazi terrorists, maybe don't use the same chromatic aberration that neoNazi terrorists use as their signature in their propaganda, kthx


Kerry Ann ๐Ÿณ๏ธโšง๏ธ (@kerryanncoder.bsky.social):

What? What illo? And is Chromatic Aberation a nazi thing now?


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The cover illustration on this story:

www.theguardian.com/world/articl...

And the red/green \ red/blue VHS scan / CRT gun misalignment offset chromatic aberration is a signature of terrorwave & fashwave aesthetics

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jagldyome3h27twtp46nxen7/bafkreibedqre6zksbimtrmtrblmjcxkzzbjdmx45hbf6e7ss7wed6odrvq@jpeg

Revealed: US neo-Nazi terror group aims to revive activities ahead of election

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Erica Picatinny แ›’แ›‰แ›žแšน ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ (@picatinnyrailed.bsky.social):

It's a thing that they use. It doesn't make it theirs. Antifascists have used it too.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I haven't seen that but admittedly I was focused on terrorist rhetoric and shibboleths


Erica Picatinny แ›’แ›‰แ›žแšน ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ (@picatinnyrailed.bsky.social):

Yeah it's been used sometimes in the leftist firearms community. It's unclear to me if it's a "takeback" or if it's folks just doing their own thing.

Anyway, redeath to fascism.

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Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

Every crazy Christofascist dog whistle we're hearing now is what I grew up marinating in.

The USAF is rife with Evangelical True Believers.

Once, a Major got videotaped giving a sermon at the church I attended...and got censured for talking about expelling all non-Christians from the US of A.


Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

I'm a bit jittery about the arm of the US military that has control over 2/3rd of the nuclear triad being riddled with True Believers in the Coming Rapture.


Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social):

I try to think about other things at 2am


Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

Fun (?) story.

150,000 W AM transmitters have ground wave propagation of the signal to a decent distance.

Which means that bare electrical circuits will vibrate with the signal.

Ever have your toaster or electric shaver give you staticky signs for identifying the coming apocalypse?

I have...


Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social):

I certainly have!! I love that shit in theory


Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

I'm still trying to figure out why the FCC approved that transmitter.

I guess standards were different in 1970? Were we trying to jam Soviet radar?

KJNP had to reduce to 150,000 Watts early in the Clinton Administration. This was horrible Socialist Godless Oppression per the local newspaper.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

At 150k watts, that was absolutely in operation to reach into the Asian continent.

My elementary school was two blocks from KRLD, the 50k watt North Texas AM station that's the regional EAS PEP.

Sometimes, we could hear it rectified in the chain link fence around the playground

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keep yourself safe

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Both excited to see the GOP get a resounding electoral defeat but also kind of not thrilled that American federal politics continue to boil down to "Can you imagine this person leading Christmas morning presents exchange in your household"


Cersei Transnister ๐Ÿณ๏ธโšง๏ธ๐Ÿดโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹ (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

Idk, I think its still more about infrastructure and GOTV. Imo the vibes thing is overrated

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Phoebe Barton ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ (@phoebebarton.bsky.social):

i'm starting to think that putting the USAF in charge of the stargate was a bad idea

Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

Every crazy Christofascist dog whistle we're hearing now is what I grew up marinating in.

The USAF is rife with Evangelical True Believers.

Once, a Major got videotaped giving a sermon at the church I attended...and got censured for talking about expelling all non-Christians from the US of A.


Ken Burnside (@kenburnside.bsky.social):

The utter sensibility of General Hammond is how I knew that series was fiction.

You'd need a lot more Fundagelical crazies per capita for that to actually take place in NORAD...


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Can confirm that NORAD operations selected for Mushrooms: kept in the dark and fed bullsh*t

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Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social):

Musk and the Republicans want the government to force companies to buy ads on shitty right-wing websites that promote Nazis and political violence.

Because know, free speech and all.

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/06/t...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c7ozmxoc5b2ky4iam2o36uic/bafkreihvr2cc7lxqytassvb5p6pisiob7ceacsn2ukl3xa7xj4mjhhlzqa@jpeg

X, Owned by Elon Musk, Brings Antitrust Suit Accusing Advertisers of a Boycott


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It was filed in Federal court because there are (IIRC) no federal anti-SLAPP statutes; this is entirely a "From heck's heart, I stab at thee" gambit, seeking to at minimum bankrupt GARM & chill free speech & free association


Denys Beecher (@dbeecher.bsky.social):

Penny, you're offering an awful lot of legal opinions in this thread that seem completely detached from the content of the complaint or even a basic understanding of the law, jurisdiction, and venue.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Hopefully someone can explain how I'm mistaken!


Denys Beecher (@dbeecher.bsky.social):

They filed in Federal court because the plaintiff and defendants are in diverse states (and countries) and they're alleging antitrust violations. Federal law, federal courts have original jurisdiction.

Neither of the counts in the complaint addresses defamation or contract issues.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Thank you ^_^

I was in mind of "Why this particular tactic rather than a more straightforward one", where if he were just going to sue the advertisers that pulled out, that would likely be contractual, in a state law question, so a state court. He wants to endrun around anti-SLAPP laws to moot them

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Stryder (@stryder.bsky.social):

Additionally, anti-slapp is State level, so wouldn't be applicable for a federal suit. But, 5th district (TX) is a bastion of ultra right wing trump judges that have been very problematic. Basically expect this to be a SCOTUS fight.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Yep. It's also forum shopping. Hopefully one of the last instances of it.

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Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social):

Musk and the Republicans want the government to force companies to buy ads on shitty right-wing websites that promote Nazis and political violence.

Because know, free speech and all.

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/06/t...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c7ozmxoc5b2ky4iam2o36uic/bafkreihvr2cc7lxqytassvb5p6pisiob7ceacsn2ukl3xa7xj4mjhhlzqa@jpeg

X, Owned by Elon Musk, Brings Antitrust Suit Accusing Advertisers of a Boycott


Gavin Lux Enjoyer unburdened (@luxenjoyer.bsky.social):

Suing your customers for not buying your product is certainly a strategy. Probably not a good one.


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

If your strategy is to implode and take a chunk of the English-speaking world's social media ecosystem with it, to be replaced by whatever private equity can vulture capital instead โ€ฆ


Decade of Indigenous Languages (@thecorrection.bsky.social):

well then things are goin' according to sched

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Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social):

Musk and the Republicans want the government to force companies to buy ads on shitty right-wing websites that promote Nazis and political violence.

Because know, free speech and all.

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/06/t...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c7ozmxoc5b2ky4iam2o36uic/bafkreihvr2cc7lxqytassvb5p6pisiob7ceacsn2ukl3xa7xj4mjhhlzqa@jpeg

X, Owned by Elon Musk, Brings Antitrust Suit Accusing Advertisers of a Boycott


Zachary Edgerton (@doctorbiobrain.bsky.social):

Someone who actually knows something about the law please correct me, but...this seems absolutely insane and not at all a winning suit?


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

That depends (as always).

If Musk can show that Twitter / X had contractual business with these advertisers that was interfered with by tortious slander / libel on the part of GARM โ€”

But proving that GARM's observations are slander / libel / tortious โ€” tall mountain to climb


Zachary Edgerton (@doctorbiobrain.bsky.social):

Yeah I was reading this as not being any sort of breach of contract, just "they stopped giving us money", which is why it seems so bizarre to me!


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

In this case, I hope it would come down to what is conscionable snd what is inconscionable.

Is it conscionable to hold an advertiser to a contract to advertise on a platform that invites and encourages neoNazis and violent bigots and terrorists?


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Whatever contracts these advertisers had with Twitter, they were made in the understanding that Twitter had advertising safety standards. Musk abrogated those standards. That's not the advertisers' fault โ€” that's Musk / Twitter / X-Chan's fault.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Musk's assertion is that GARM was motivated by political bias, anti-conservative bias. The same reason he sued MMFA.

He's trying to switch "hate speech" โ€” the actual motivation for cutting association โ€” with "conservative political" speech.

This is part of a broad strategy that stretches back โ€”


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Back least a decade.

There's some evidence that Reddit didn't move to shut down /r/the_donald (despite mountains of evidence of it being a violent extremist hate group) out of fear of being sued in this way.


Abby Koch (@abbykoch.bsky.social):

To be fair, the Venn diagram of hate speech and conservative political rhetoric can seem pretty close to a single circle these days

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

So, one party is the party that claims to be Biblical and Christian, but puts children to work in slaughterhouses & mines โ€”

And the other party is the party feeding & housing the destitute, the children, the widows & orphans, visiting the sick โ€ฆ


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

All I'm saying is that I actually read the Bible

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Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

Is America really going to elect a radical lefse-ist Vice President?


Tom O'Brien (@wtsparrow.bsky.social):

Lefse street tacos


Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

ON EVERY CORNER!


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Oh no, lutfisk & rakfisk as a national food fad

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:marseytrain: janny with a mop. :marseytrain: janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.

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