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Vegeta SAIYAN/PRINCE :carpvegeta: :marseytrans2genocide: :!carpvegeta:  7mo ago (amtgard-eh.com) 452 thread views #290590

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.

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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.

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Bardy was even bullied by nerds.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I went to a LARP event and was simply too hardened by my time learning weeaboo fightan magics :marseyronin: , that they sidelined me and used me to beat the piss out of the other teams knights and men-at-arms

Then I was unceremoniously asked to never come back for being too dangerous (aka they had a no head-strike rule and no-grappling rule; both of which I used repeatedly because I'm far too sperg to stop myself from bisecting their skulls and crushing their weak girl wrists and knees)

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I marched on to new battlefields to further hone my blade (I never went to a LARP ever again)

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Was it fun? I've wanted to go and used to do frontier/Revolutionary War reeanactments (the OG LARPing) :marseyredcoat: but my experiences playing Magic: the Gathering scared me away from nerd hobbies.

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It was interesting at least. Go to one, its an experience I don't regret going :marseyshrug:

I just went because I was told I could smash nerds with foam blade and have wenches sit on my lap. I dunno if they do lap-sitting anymore since I went back in like 2010, but who knows if they've gotten sluttier or more prudish since then :idontknow:

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fair maidens or fat maidens

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When I went they were aspiring fat maidens since you need to run around and be somewhat active.

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gj jubei

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yet, he had sax and children

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I keep telling incels that looks and money aren't necessary. Bard just beat women into submission and he got married and ate his stepkid's poop. There you go.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 02 minutes and 16 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Average time between mentions: 0 days 00 hours 42 minutes and 42 seconds

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If you 'gentlemen' will excuse me, I'm going to go back to teaching myself Mandarin Chinese and worrying about the collapse of the Rule of Law in my home country and pondering the basis of that collapse - hm. Pandering lowbrow politics. Lack of understanding of the issues. Undereducated and misinformed populace. Populace unconcerned about the legal implications fo their government's policies. Lack of understanding and appreciation of the norms of civilisation.

:#marseywitchtriggeredtypingtalking:

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Prime snappy quote.

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I bet this is one of those things that randomly pops in his head sometimes right before falling asleep and he absolutely SNEETHES about it

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THWAP

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No assault ever used the word thwap.

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You're in for a good boffer thwapping

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Was this one of the attempts on his life?

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@BrandonShill I have a new Snappy quote for this hole:

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest, and Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers

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i added that hours ago lol

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Get out of my head

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Snapshots:

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