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Bard spotting on Bluesky 04 December 2024 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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vortex egg, MLIS (@vortexegg.com):

For the last 4 years I've been saving all of the (worthwhile) browser tabs I open as bookmarks with the vague intention of going back and sorting them to find the stuff worth keeping. I decided to import all of them into zotero for organizing. Chat, there are over 10,000 of them.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

with the intention of…

The "oh no" sound I made

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Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

hey, look, my reply guys: you deserve better than being replaced by a robot that can never truly emulate your maddeningly human ability to mildly annoy

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

Reply guys better unionize or they're gonna be replaced by AI


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Troll Union Now!

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Dr. King's Letter from a Birmingham Jail is entirely about the distinction between legality and morality, authoritarianism and liberty, the false peace which is the absence of tension versus the true peace which is the presence of justice.

Cheri Jacobus (@cherijacobus.bsky.social):


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

People think they don't really need to read it because it was assigned in middle school or because it's 60 years old or because it's long or because we already have the Civil Rights Act.

Read. It. It is more relevant today than ever.

www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen...

Letter from a Birmingham Jail [King, Jr.]

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Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

me venting about another trans woman: "i just wish she worked through her self-loathing more. i can tell she struggles & sometimes takes it out on others."

some random cishet person: "yeah frick that b-word"

me: (claws extend) "what the frick did you just say about my sister you rancid shit clown"


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Back 25 years ago some rando tried something similar on overhearing a discussion I was having with a friend

He backpedalled reaaal quick when we stood up and picked up swords

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toasty grink (@toasty.cx):

ok so in this particular case I will not do the occasional rare "I'm actually DB Cooper" bit

Harbinger Of Head (@harbingerofhead.bsky.social):

BREAKING: NYPD releases sketch of suspect in today's fatal Manhattan shooting.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I was thinking his nose looked remarkably thin


toasty grink (@toasty.cx):

Yeah mines real normal, super regular width nose

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The recently-arrived-from-Twitter might not understand just how evil this is.

Michael Knowles once spelled it out: the position that transgender people are "without ontological category", tipping their hand: the German word for that is literally "Entartung"

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_...

Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social):

it sounds like I'm being cheeky but I'm really not. right wing arguments against trans people in sports, against medical transition care etc., all operate from the first principle that being trans is not a real thing


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

What the State of Tennessee argued before the Supreme Court of the United States today was Nazi ideology with the serial numbers filed off


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

It is insanely frightening to have spent school & 30 years learning German and why Nazi Germany happened in the hopes that it should never happen again, and coming out as transgender, only to watch people everywhere around you sleepwalk into the hatred and horror happening, again, here.

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

IMVE / RMVE / Supremacist blocklist addendum:

Accounts which threaten, advocate for, wish, hope, celebrate, express extreme indifference towards, or otherwise encourage or suggest violence or death from an identifiable ideological motive. This includes genocides & major violent events.

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Kendyl Hanks (@kendylhanks.bsky.social):

I will never celebrate killing.

That said, even w a tremendously expensive "Cadillac" policy, I spent 18 mos fighting UHC when they unilaterally decided my depression/anxiety was hopeless so would no longer cover therapy. They only restarted coverage after multiple appeals & NY enforcement action.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

There should be laws that yank licenses & impose jailtime from insurers practicing medicine without a license & a fiduciary relationship w/ the patient

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ChinnyVision (@chinnyvision.bsky.social):

I know I post this often but the sounds, oh the sounds! Benny Andersson's Yamaha GX1 which in today's money would cost about £350,000!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajP6...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz6y5lwkqcbcce7nxnbqlwcg/bafkreiayufmtglejx6sw7ynky4n4zpue356cskobnlfuzoxfpdx23spodq@jpeg

The Yamaha GX-1 - The Dream Machine


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I would have added a smidge of release to the flute. Just a tiny amount.

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahahah ahaha ahhahahaha ahahahaha ahahahahha ahahahhahaha ahahahha ahahahha ahahahhaha ahahha

Ahahahhahahahaha

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Christine (@klaxon.bsky.social):

What the actual frick


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

It's apparently just the clock part.

And also, there's zero reason to do this, except to save a sliver of computation time in calculating local time offsets


Bóbr, Курва Бобер (@bobrcopter.bsky.social):

Soon it will be the refresh capability removed, and then users will get an hourly email digest of their feed.

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David Christensen (@davidchristensen.bsky.social):

But local date offsets have to be computed from local time offsets


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Twitter's timestamps as supplied by their API are "human readable" ISO 8601, so all they have to do is strip everything after the T delimiter, re-endian the date, and it'll be right half the time for half the people!

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

So, the reason this is so hilarious to me, is that /r/WhitePeopleTwitter — which obviously robs Twitter of juice by offsiting good content to Reddit — has a prominent rule: all screenshots must show a time/date stamp, no exceptions

This change was likely made specifically to screw with WPT

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahahah ahaha ahhahahaha ahahahaha ahahahahha ahahahhahaha ahahahha ahahahha ahahahhaha ahahha

Ahahahhahahahaha

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I can't wait for the big brained "screenshots of social media are inherently property of the site which was screenshot" arguments


Mithos (@mithos343.bsky.social):

Remember Elon begging Taylor to do concerts on "X"

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Marci (@marcimoomagic.bsky.social):

which was last screenshat*


Marci (@marcimoomagic.bsky.social):

...how the frick did "last" get in there?


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Screenschwot

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahahah ahaha ahhahahaha ahahahaha ahahahahha ahahahhahaha ahahahha ahahahha ahahahhaha ahahha

Ahahahhahahahaha

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahahaha ahhahaahaha ahahahahhaa ahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahah ahahahaa ahahahaha ahahahhahahah ahahahaha ahaa aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha. Aha ahahahhahahahhahahahah ahahhahahahhaa ahahhahaha ahaha


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

pounding in desk and wheezing


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

@Merari.bsky.social

What ahahahahhaa ahahaha ahahahhahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahhaha


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahahahha holy shit


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Whoo okay it's just the clock part of the timestamp

If it had been timestamps altogether, just,

Oh wow

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The conservative judges in the Skrmetti oral arguments today seem to be adhering to the bad-faith "send it to the states" reasoning that has resulted in bans on reproductive health care for people who can get pregnant, across half the country.

It's a way to wash their hands of the evil.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

They may as well just light the 14th Amendment on fire


(@scohoe.bsky.social):

didn't they do that already by allowing him to run?

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Kathryn Salamander 🦎 (@transsalamander.bsky.social):

I've seen this meme so many goddarn times and I decided to finally watch the actual clip to figure out some context.

The clip doesn't help lmao

I do love when puppeteers are this good at improv, though lol

We're just normal men (@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social):

We're just innocent men


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Same energy

youtube.com/shorts/set7y...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jagldyome3h27twtp46nxen7/bafkreidtueljkjn5uvv74qczaveylzcskaqh5hg4uk3qq4c7dnb63cdl3y@jpeg

Brennan vs. Lou - The Don't Laugh Challenge


Kathryn Salamander 🦎 (@transsalamander.bsky.social):

I should really get a Dropout subscription lmao

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I quit using FaceBook in 2015-ish when, after reporting a half-dozen antisemitic / neoNazi memes that cast Jewish people as human feces, multiple times, over 6 months, Facebook actioned not a single one.

It will never get better. The only solution is starve it out. Boycott Facebook

The Intercept (@theintercept.com):

Hannah Byrne joined Facebook to combat far-right extremism. She's now convinced the tech giant can't be trusted with such power.

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April (@aprillia.bsky.social):

@skywitches.net one for you


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I got: Transphobic (from JAQ comment), Triggerin' Teh Libz (user handle), Freedom of Association (concern trolling about blocking), Bad Faith (from a "calm down there buddy" response), etc

Bespoke sealioning

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

[Thesis of my post]

[Stochastic Markov Chain walk]

[Reluctance to accept that I'm a bot]

[Request to turn back time, to rectify my wrongs]

[Repetition of the thesis of my post]

[pleasant humming and ironic credit to DaVinci's Notebook]

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Scoiattolo (@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz):

Fully automated luxury reply guy prompt has been leaked!

Archangel Beth (@archangelbeth.bsky.social):

With alt text:


Scoiattolo (@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz):

@skywitches.net @rahaeli.bsky.social, possibly of interest


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

To think that they could have gotten the same results with some precomputed fallthru tables & some regexes


Scoiattolo (@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz):

Hilariously, an LLM is massive overkill for what is basically a madlib.

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Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com):

Cis people in my replies throwing a fit over me saying "cis."

There's a social media site that bans the word cis so you never have to see it. Try going there.


Daniel Dvorkin (@danielmedic.bsky.social):

I wonder how they feel about "right-handed."


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Putting the "Sin" and "Sister" in "Sinister"

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Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com):

Cis people in my replies throwing a fit over me saying "cis."

There's a social media site that bans the word cis so you never have to see it. Try going there.


Grizzly Bear Capital (@whiskeyneat.bsky.social):

Those people assume cis is a slur because when they say trans, they absolutely mean it as a slur.

That sort of nonsense really belongs on X: The Everything App.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

They parrot back the bad faith claim of discrimination that Musk made an article of faith and a free ticket to the party

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jamelle (@jamellebouie.net):

worth reading this if only to observe that every one of these guys is a fricking loser www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvfposmpmhegtyvhbs75s3pw/bafkreiefhlxwvopjeorcagpoplhtqi7tpq732julvbqhn47n23gz5zheti@jpeg

Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts


Jamie Gump, testing the acceptable limits of hubris (@jamiegump.bsky.social):

Just once I want conservatives to come up with a conspiracy theory that doesn't end in antisemitism.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Hi, I'm a researcher of White Identity Extremism, and here is an exhaustive list of all the bigotry-justifying narratives of American extremist movements that did not end back at antisemitic screeds:

END OF LIST

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olive consumer (@machete.gay):

What she should be doing is posting more chickens.

WIRED (@wired.com):

NEW: Bluesky has seen massive growth in the weeks following the US election. There are 24 million users on the social media platform.

With great engagement comes great responsibility, which means Bluesky CEO @Jay.bsky.team has a lot to do. She sat down with WIRED to talk about it.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

LookAtAllThoseChickens.vine.mp4

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Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

when he says bonds, flaws, and ideals is he talking about dnd or something else?

just looking for more context

I also do not know about bonds flaws and ideals in dnd either

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Brennan Lee Mulligan, "Personality Predates Ideology"

"Mostly, people are not motivated by ideological codes; [but] by impulse, & construct [codes]… to justify what they were already going to do.

… meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully & an butthole"

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jagldyome3h27twtp46nxen7/bafkreihspgkb7vfddgmyehnh3vsitusbdatoxofrhsp4lfhco3sbys5zh4@jpeg

Brennan Lee Mulligan - "Personality Predates Ideology"


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Yes! They're a character design framework in 5e.


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

nice, will look it up. if you know of any good resources off hand that would be cool. no pressure intended as i do have access to the internet


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Lol that is the sum total of my knowledge on it! I was a World of Darkness girl


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

I kept trying to get into dnd and I found out that if i keep trying to play dnd with people i don't like, i will not enjoy dnd

I have given up on ttrpgs


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Stardew Valley is about my speed nowadays ^_^


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

it's a good game

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Dnd and stardew is it possible for someone to have anti-taste?

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Anyone else think Brennan is a smarmy fricker that needs to get r*ped?


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>Stardew Valley

Our farm girl is playing one of the :marseytrain2:iest games out there :marseysmughips: !g*mers

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Also a mobile game because xir is too poor to afford a PC or console.

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That shit sucks on mobile tbh :marseycringe2:

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Scoiattolo (@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz):

Is this the major first global news / crisis event where, at least for the English speaking audience, Bluesky has served as a real-time sense-making tool in the way that twitter used to?


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

There was the Brazilian judicial ban of X. During that there were English speaking lawyers & Brazilian Portugese speaking lawyers hammering out what the order meant by banning VPNs.


Scoiattolo (@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz):

I should sleep, but the reason I didn't answer Aleppo is because I'm already heavily exposed to that group of experts. Were the lawyers connecting organically or already in each others orbits?


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Have to defer to Mike Masnick as the one I was watching involved in that

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

At age 17, in the early 1990's, before there were specific laws addressing such behaviour, I sat down at a terminal in my high school compsci lab, and proceeded to

C:> ECHO [litany of ALT+xxxx inputs] > LOGIN.COM

and thereby intercept the netadmin password later that day

Jess O'Thomson (@jessothomson.bsky.social):

I support installing invasive "safeguarding" software on kids' devices because there is no better way for kids to learn how their tech works than the stuff they will figure out trying to circumvent that shit.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Microsoft only closed the "command line environment will search for and run the invoked .COM extension file before the .EXE extension file" oversight like, 3? 4? years ago


J to the (@josbrowsing.bsky.social):

Wait, freaking what? Oh god I forget it's Microsoft, must've noticed it was interfering with some telemetry module so that's why they fixed it instead of securing the system.

That's nuts.


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Microsoft … for reasons that only make sense from a Big Iron Programming perspective … has a long standing directive on backwards compatibility, & .BAT -> .COM -> .EXE as precedence was backwards compatibility


J to the (@josbrowsing.bsky.social):

That's something I wasn't aware of but makes a lot more sense to consider with how whacked out every other release of Windows is. But also from having worked in corporate environments some places will not upgrade until it's fatal to profit. One place still had workstations using Win98 in 2016.

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Christine (@klaxon.bsky.social):

I've really been enjoying Hank's thoughts on Bluesky this week. This one's a bit troubling (the problem he's talking about), but important and interesting.

Eileen 🍒 (@absolutereality.blog):

This is the video from Hank, the first 8 minutes are about the Reply Bots. The last 7 minutes very closely resemble my exact thought patterns and exasperations playing Connections this morning.


Eileen 🍒 (@absolutereality.blog):

I've learned a lot about this subject by following @rahaeli.bsky.social and @skywitches.net! You can also look up #BadActorBingo for specific posts about these bot, troll, content scraping, and follow farming networks.


Christine (@klaxon.bsky.social):

I do follow rah, but @skywitches.net is new to me. Thanks!


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I had the same moment of "I walked right into it, what are we gonna dooo" and the same swear word disgust response as Hank's when I got briefly sucked in (reaching for the keyboard) by one of the clones in this operation.


rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):

I really wish Hank subtitled his videos/posted transcripts so I could also access them, sigh.

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Brennan Lee Mulligan, "Personality Predates Ideology"

"Mostly, people are not motivated by ideological codes; [but] by impulse, & construct [codes]… to justify what they were already going to do.

… meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully & an butthole"

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jagldyome3h27twtp46nxen7/bafkreihspgkb7vfddgmyehnh3vsitusbdatoxofrhsp4lfhco3sbys5zh4@jpeg

Brennan Lee Mulligan - "Personality Predates Ideology"


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

I love him and his laws are threats monologs remixed with a chappel roan beat is my ringtone rn.

thanks for this link!


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

cackling


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

do you wanna hear it?


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Of course!


Casual Cheese Enjoyer (@cheeseenthusiast.bsky.social):

I went to go grab the TikTok video and got distracted. here you go

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYy1rpcJ/

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Taylor Lorenz (@taylorlorenz.bsky.social):

Looking for good fiction books in 2025, does anyone have any good recs? I love thrillers and horror and sci fi!


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Blindsight, by Peter Watts.

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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

There was a subreddit (which I won't name here) that, in 2018, after a few months of testing & observation, the only reasonable view was that it was being "moderated" for political "re-education" purposes by Chinese political prisoners, & "moderators" were removed for allowing China to be embarassed

rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):

The more you dig into the global bullshit economy, the more depressing it gets. A huge number of people running scams on social media these days are human trafficking victims being held captive in Cambodia or Myanmar, for instance: bangkok.ohchr.org/wp-content/u...


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And the reasonable assumption was that their subsequent punishment for failure was worse than merely being tasked with ideological purity / struggle sessions on a subreddit.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):

Well, let's hope we don't all wake up to a coup attempt in a democracy somewhere else tomorrow morning….


Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The absurdity will increase until, it seems, morale improves

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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.

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