Bard spotting on Bluesky 08 December 2024

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The second job I had out of University, there was this guy who — despite being the most incompetent and bigoted dipshit to work in tech — made the managers laugh. Literal worldclass comedian chops. When his manager left, he burned 15 months worth of unfiled disciplinary writeups on the guy

Aaron Sofaer ✍️🏳️⚧️ (@aaronsofaer.bsky.social):

Firing people also requires a lot of paperwork even at the easiest of times. Shame if the people filing paperwork to fire people for slow rolling paperwork gets slow rolled!

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

If a middle manager can keep Dave "Rename Autoexec.bat to Autoexec.butt to change the file association" H. employed for a year and a half after the infamous "Take the 17 year old college intern to the titty bar" incident —

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Taking the college intern (17) to the strip bar - on the clock - was not the worst thing he did.

If your vehicle was struck by a flaming potato while driving near 635 & Midway in Dallas in 1994 in the middle of the night, you may be entitled to piss on Dave H's grave

Paul Riddell (@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social):

So there's a FACE behind this? I heard about it, but completely forgot about it until now.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Dave and his goddarned potato cannon, mounted on the bed of his stereotypically redneck lifted pickup

Paul Riddell (@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social):

I worry that I actually worked with a copycat potato chucker: the guy I suspected of this later became a brony.