Bard spotting on Bluesky 28 February 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I'd love to have a talk with all the "Job Title: Democratic Strategists" in the room, but they universally ignore and sneer at the likes of "Trans Woman Who Got /r/The_Donald Banned From Reddit", because if I was worth listening to, someone would be paying me already, right

Take Me Back to Eden (@chromesthesia.bsky.social):

I'd tell them to stop going right. We don't need right light! We need a hard left turn. If republicans can force bigotry and ignorance on us why can't we force single payer healthcare and decent wages on them?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

They can reclaim DEI! And it doesn't have to be about left or right wing - just point the way to the mountaintop

steven monacelli (@stevanzetti.bsky.social):

Give me a few days

jamelle (@jamellebouie.net):

relatedly, why is the entire political press completely uninterested in the verifiable fact that JD Vance has close relationships with online nazis?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

If you can find Vance's Reddit user account(s) —

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

"Сука блять" in this instance translates to "un-fricking-believable"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The reason for all this chaos is to prompt the state legislatures to call for a constitutional convention

If they initiate a constitutional convention while Republicans control Congress, the United States is gone forever

Sable 🏳️⚧️ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social):

Yeah we've had that GIF discussion but how do you pronounce "gib"?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

As in "Gibbering"

Isaac Dovere (@isaacdovere.bsky.social):

Joint statement from Democratic Govs. Kelly, Beshear, Evers, Ferguson, Healy, Hochul, Lujan Grisham, Mills, Murphy, Pritzker, Shapiro, Stein, Walz and Whitmer:

"Donald Trump and JD Vance used the sacred Oval Office to berate President Zelenskyy for not trusting Vladimir Putin's word."

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Please let us know when CNN puts out a news piece

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I honestly think that if the TASS apparatchik hadn't been walked, Ukraine would be without a president this afternoon. And the USA would be blamed for it.

heartpunk (@heartpunk.bsky.social):

TASS?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Jesus Hopscotching Christ

We're just lucky that motherlover got checked against a pre-selected list and walked

Not above Putin to Poloniate Zelensky's waterbottle thru a TASS plant

Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social):

Reuters confirms. This was no accident.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Block Reuters

Block AP

Invite an unvetted Kremlin apparatchik

Invite a third rate bumblefrick reporter from RightWingNutJobCableAccessInc

Who Attempts to Humiliate the leader of a sovereign nation that's been fighting for existence for years over his choice of uniform

Cut the summit short

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

It would be less humiliating for the USA if Trump had punched himself in the testicles repeatedly whilst chanting "Putin is my Daddy"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Rule of thumb: the more swear words I use, the angrier I am

This is a 7 out of 10

Michael Battalio (@battalio.com):

Mars climate scientist here. The oceans won't just return. We don't have a good explanation for how Mars had oceans when it did have a thick atmosphere in the paleo record billions of years ago. Everything in the last few months should prove that Musk is an idiot and knows nothing about anything.

m (@keptsimple.bsky.social):

he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Billions of years of sublimated H2O into space I tell you hwat

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Proud to say I'll never wear a suit again

Cersei Transnister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

What about a latex one?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Those motherlovers at the White House today did for the men's business suit what John Kennedy did for the men's hat, is what I'm saying.

And worse.

Clownshoes. It's clownshoes now.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com):

There were certainly signs

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The (illegitimate, probably illegal) move to declare English the Official Language of the United States is a step towards establishing a government department prescribing what words mean,

Which, uh,

Is a cult move on par with Scientology & Big Brother from 1984

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Right wing chuds have screamed "1984" and "Censorship" so much since G*merGate that they are now welcoming it, they want to be the ones censoring and doupleplusgooding over everyone else

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Embrace, Funnel all traffic through the NSA, Extinguish

Adam P. Knave (@adampknave.com):

As of May 5th this year, Skype is gone for good. It's being shut down.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I remember when it started, thinking to myself, "That's unacceptable to the surveillance intelligence apparatus", & then MS acquired it, & then researchers sent canaries across the network and they got hits off multiple .gov & .mil systems

Well before Snowden's reveals

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I've cracked it —

Trump wants Greenland to give to the Shadows to use as a base for their ships.

/r/dallas is a discussion forum with 4 mods, down from 7 mods 5 years ago, and an unacceptable long running policy and practice that can be expressed as "Moderating here comes after job, commute, cooking, family, sleep, holidays, exercise, naps, and blowing our noses".