luv burgers

luv vodka

Hate bats

Lol

This is what is called ground level reporting. #Pakistanis never miss any chance to make us laugh.#Karachi #CycloneBiperjoy #BiperjoyAlert #Cyclone #CycloneAlert pic.twitter.com/NVU2Wzv83Z

— Faheem Baig (@FaheemBaig_83) June 15, 2023

For goras-the reporter is talking about how deep the water is throughout, he jumps in to show viewers how deep it is(first time he sinks) and same for the second time. Good mic though, I don't think most mics are designed to be water proof.

If you're post puberty human, and someone comes to visit our family at home, almost all of them point how short I'm at 5 feet. They'd give me tips (I'm done growing) like go on and hang on bars(thankfully not fan), eat this biscuit, eat that medicine and what not. None of them accepts that both my parents are short and I'm made of their genetics. Environmental factors can only do so much for you. It takes me a lot to accept and be comfortable with myself, but even the best of people visiting our home(the highly educated ones) are same. They make it seem like they're at home not for visiting but for checking me out for arranged marriage and are disappointed when they don't see a beautiful model like fairy. It's the opposite for my extra fair skinned friend who gets told by aunties to keep herself safe from 'dusro ki nazar'. The world can't just accept humans are different, and just make peace with things that can't be changed, at least here in India:) Edit: Apparently even our generation judges, but they keep it to themselves.

Edit2: it sucks when even your mom can't accept the way you look. Like u birthed me?? Genetic pool Kim Kardashian and troye sivan ka kaha se aa jaegA??+pretty people won't understand shit here so💁‍♀️it's not your expertise. You pls be out

Imagine not being the tall kid in your family.

It's really demented, backwards, and even creepy how Indian adults think about a girl's marriageability from such a young age, starting from when she is just a baby. I was only 6 when I'd overhear my relatives, mother included, discussing my complexion, and how it would be perceived in the marriage market, but I'm sure they had those discussions when I was even younger but wasn't old enough to understand it.

Randi foid doesn't understand a joke

Our media normalises it and bodyshaming makes up a major part of 'comedy' scenes.

Everybody in my family said this to me back in the 80s and 90s. Where the f do they get this idea? And it makes no fricking sense either. Do they not understand that bones aren't elastic like gum and dough??????

They just don't want to see manlets and pollute their eyes

Bro you should tell that uncle that he looks like a 5 month pregnant lady. Roast them back dude yelog kabhi nahi sudhringe

I am a 26 year old Male and I am 5ft 3in. My mom used to give me advice like this when I was in 11th and 12th. After a point, she realized that my height is something out of my control and stopped giving advice.

I’m a 4ft 10” female (26y). I’m healthy but slightly overweight (I’ve always been). All my life, random butt uncles and aunties have given me advices like “do skipping”, “hang from a fricking rod”, “ do yoga” and what not. I’ve been bullied for my height and weight since a young age.

Seethe continues for 5x this length

At one point my child was convinced they could be 6' tall if they wanted. I had to sit down and explain genetics and why they could never be that tall. Gave them realistic possible height they could reach. They were not happy with my answer like I was physically holding them back. They've grown to their predicted heights. ..

Mommy I'll be king of the manlets

No son your daddy is a turbo manlet and that is your fate

My relatives cannot accept the fact that I'm not "fat" and its my "body type". LIKE I CANNOT POSSIBLY CUT THIN MY PELVIC BONE WTF. To prove my words, we even went to doctors who said that I'm okay as I'm healthy. Then came the unsolicited advices about my hair (I had once waist length hair which is cut short around my shoulder now).

When did a bunch of fat sexy Indian dudeas set up camp in /r/india kek?

Its a foid ghosting her family for her mother asking her to get married to during her sister's marriage, she's sure she'll never marry. In the first place everyone uses WhatsApp here anyway so idk why they are running ads. Then there's the obnoxious in your face political preaching.

The white people make it so easy to spot them, even while they hide behind "how do you know I'm white".

If they weren't white they'd just say "I'm not white, I'm [insert any other race here]" like any other non-white person.

Instead, they vomit fragility. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/wbjUvfNzBY

— ઝરણા જોશી (@ZarnaJoshi10) July 28, 2023

Why are people saying people from that region don't want to join Nepal? Who even wants them to join? Are people not understanding that this map was put just to show our history not to make them join. When India can put such mythological map in their parliament without thinking about diplomatic relation why should we always think about making relation better. It is simple if they can show their history we will also show our history

N..no Mauryas didn't buckbreak us your map is mythological mythological

Because we are weak.

Doesn't matter weak or strong weak can also show their history proudly

One can "show their history proudly" but, the massive consequences of those action will be very hard on Nepal as compared to India.

Our economy is failing and people are talking about "showing history proudly" which mind you is not what most people are doing(the most i have seen). They are talking about taking those parts back. We are talking about going to war against one of the greatest military power in the world with bang nothing for weapons and a crippling economy.

Good luck

Suprise! our economy is in the mercy of those whom we have made our biggest enemy. Vayeko sambhalna sakya xaina kura matra thulo...mata yestai bata wakka vayera gaau ma kheti gardai baseko xu! Just earning well above those who are washing dishes and cleaning pottys in Australia.

!bharatiya Nepali literally sounds like Hindi with some Chinki words thrown in lmfao

But governmental office is not a proper place to keep. Rebuttal is necessary but Balen's official office is not diplomatically good. Soon he will be in the hit list of India which is not good for us.

We'll fight Endia and win But please be a bit more careful with the posters or Endia might have you whacked

It's clearly the Ashokan Empire. It doesn't even contain parts of modern India. It doesn't include the state I come from Assam. One guy saying something off the cuff and in a humorous context doesn't mean anything.

Were the Mauryas chingchongphobic you guys?

But acknowledging the recent visit of PM Dalal to india and how he was treated there doesn't seem we have any stance against the big bully. Lol, you don't want biharis but the controversial "Citizenship Amendment Bill" was approved just to give citizenships to those biharis and make happy to noone but the big bully.

Biharis are everywhere and they also control most of business in nepal so doesn't matter anyway

!bharatiya !bharatiya Nipples live under the Bihari's yoke

Most embarassing thing any race could ever admit how do you not commit ritual suicide after admitting this?

nepalese will speak their language and blast their music in our festivals adapt their culture everything about nepalese is influenced by indian thesedays. i think its just overreacting about this map there is only talking and talking only nothing else.

Love us or hate us you will be assimilated.

The Greater Nepal means Nepal including the landscape that includes all territories that were lost to east india company (British) while signing unfair treaty called Sugauli Sandhi. As British left giving birth to india , so-called treaties and sandhis are also void . Nepal should have rightfully claimed those territories back at that time as those unfair treaties were signed in between the British at one side and Nepal being another side. But due to various reasons , not done. And east india doesnt exist anymore but Nepal did in past and still it does exist and it had and still does has right to claim those land whether there is hype or no hype on the social medias

Literal CCP talking points kek.

No one wants to join nepal, go and show this map in sikkim, darjeeling or uttarakhand and you will be skinned alive. A country that lives off moden day slave trade acting all swabhimani, lol.

Impossible dream, thats all it is! Even Nepalese living there aren't willing to merge back!

True

it's less than 200 years we lost our land.Thats not hype, especially a youth like you should have a patriot feelings,sense of pride and love to stay in the country build it and god is gracious,we have such a gallant berserk History and image.You like German football team and you talk about Hitler, also; Lincoln, Churchill,Kalam etc..but dont like your own history??We live in the most beautiful country...we are the last to sink on earth if the ocean ever rises..We youth should adore all these beautiful things necessarily and do a sustainable development..we will be finest and richest among all Asian countries.Time has come, Nepal to be the powerful nation.Rich like Luxembourg and peaceful and harmonious like ecosystem in Rara.We already come good at happiness index.

India is a flex, because it's unity is shaking,its internal matters are shaking and pseudo Hinduism brings back 10000 years old Satyayug map.The feelings behind is to bring sense of unity and sanatan.We should not feel bad.But so something like Balen,we are greater than rest,we left the land for Pakistan, India on kumao and garwal to Sikhs,we are honset.Guess who's rich??India is soon to divided to atleast five nations,let the dieing wish be enjoyed..Always love your country, family,parents,and dont be ashamed or be afraid to come back from foreign and work here.Its our home, the place we are born.

Their hatred for us is genuinely next level. I don't think even chinx get this much hate on ostensibly positive news stories. /r/worldnews should be mandatory reading for every peepeesucker liberal talking about global community, nothing can turn someone into a raging nativist quicker.

While people and crocodiles usually avoid each other, the potential for conflict arises in multiple ways: people providing feeding opportunities to crocodiles; the predatory nature of these animals; people’s circumstances and choices; and very often, ignorance about crocodiles or carelessness around them. No doubt crocodile attacks can be tragic; however, sensationalist media reporting, which only compounds the trauma and loathing, has resulted in the poor public image of salties and likely played a significant role in the loss of social acceptance for the species.

Shouldn't have looked so eatable if you didn't want to be eaten.

crocodile populations were critically reduced through unregulated hunting in the late 19th and early to mid-20th centuries mainly for the leather industry; human populations subsequently expanded into areas previously occupied by crocodiles; legally-protected crocodile populations began to stabilise, then grow; as crocodile numbers increased, local people began seeing crocodiles more frequently; and, crocodile populations and sizes of crocodiles continued to increase and naturally expand into areas now occupied by people. The problem is, perhaps, that a generation or two of people are no longer accustomed to living with crocodiles. Humans are unforgiving creatures: once we are habituated to an area and lifestyle, any threat to that is not tolerated. This is the situation that many crocodile populations now face around the world. Addressing this conflict is a critical part of developing our management plans for crocodiles.

Noo why won't you accept being preyed on you worthless human

It is also important to consider crocodile attacks as being random, independent events. That is, any particular incident can’t explain or be explained by the previous or next incidents. They are not predictable in this sense. The clumping of incidents does not necessarily indicate a worsening problem

Lmao

This is not to suggest that people should present themselves as willing crocodile prey, not in the least; only that we assume responsibility for our actions and safety when we choose to enter the crocodile’s domain. This worldview is neither new nor unprecedented. Take, for instance, what recreational beach users adopted in the case of sharks: surfers in Australia can sign up to the ‘Fin for a Fin’ initiative to end the vengeful killing of sharks in the event that they are attacked, while also finding ways to avoid such incidents.

We strongly condemn the shocking footage from the Kanhangad protest. The chants of "We will hang you in temples" and "We will burn you alive" by the Muslim League, aimed at Hindus, are utterly reprehensible and cannot be justified. @RahulGandhi must be held accountable for the… pic.twitter.com/KIZPakreyo

— BJP KERALAM (@BJP4Keralam) July 26, 2023

@Arkham_Knight just send me all your dc plox you'll probably get beheaded at random any day then they'll all be lost

Most of the parties boycotting the parliament building inauguration does not have even 5 Loksabha Members. But see the attitude.

AAP has 1 MP imported from congress.
RJD has 0
RLD has 0
SP has 3
Kerala Congress (M) has 1
JMM has 1
VCK has 1

— Rohit_Live (@Rohit_Live007) May 24, 2023

Why are chinks schizos like this.

This is said to be the video of Kuki militants crossing Indo-Myanmar border into Manipur. A Lt. Gen. rank officer of Indian Army was ridiculed because he spoke exactly the same thing.

Looks like tension about to rise in Manipur. pic.twitter.com/1wK25jTPVx

— Elite Predators (@elitepredatorss) June 6, 2023

These are the civilian government in exile's forces. Objectively speaking more anarchy in Burma is bad for us cause the border is porous, the military doesn't seem to be winning and the 'resistance' is every flavour of ethnic separatists who even if they win might not disarm and stick to their activities outside the country. Doesn't look like a militia either, they have vests and stuff. Army said recently they killed 50 and it seems they are crossing over in strength, from this video too.

https://twitter.com/tavasam_/status/1665642653327949825

Very funny thread

I get a consistent 100 Mbps with BSNL but the problem is whenever there is, say, a festival or some unexpected weather condition, there is a looong downtime of atleast 1 day. I get good internet with BSNL, I just hate the downtime.

Should I switch to JioFiber? It happens to be available in my locality and I don't know if JioFiber has the amount of downtime BSNL does every once in a while.

Help me out sexy Indian dudebros

In addition to this, an unknown person encountered him and requested that he can join Prakash for a few drinks. Prakash consented, and the two of them went to Subhash Chowk. When he arrived there, he forgot it was his own car and got out when the other person told him to. The complaint claims that he "had forgotten that he was driving his own car." Prakash travelled home by auto from Subhash Chowk to Huda City Centre metro station. The following morning, he discovered his own mistake.

He admitted to drunk driving the r-slur

In total, Prakash gave the stranger who was present when he got intoxicated in his car Rs 18,000 in cash, his car, laptop, and phone. According to a police source, the police are currently searching through CCTV material from several locations to find the culprit.

Just eat the L and walk away

Amit Prakash may be charged under Section 185 of the Motor Vehicle Act (MVA) based on the details of the complaint. Section 185 of the MVA lists R 10,000 in fines, up to 6 months in jail, or both as possible penalties.

Fricking r-slur. How does he go up to a police station and admit to drunken driving like just I wonder if insurance will screw him out of compensation too, he was drunk and it was a causative factor in it getting stolen.