I hope BSF shoots him Please do the one job you're paid to

https://old.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/1c46lu3/is_it_possible_to_swim_under_punjab_sutlejsatluj/?sort=controversial

We should start breeding alligators on all Paki border rivers. There's very real risk of them starting to cross in mass considering their birth rates.

To solve for their dietary preferences, we are today, launching a “Pure Veg Mode" along with a “Pure Veg Fleet” on Zomato, for customers who have a 100% vegetarian dietary preference. pic.twitter.com/xzV9y9IQbU

— Deepinder Goyal (@deepigoyal) March 19, 2024

I love capitalism

Yes I'm sure Jains are queuing up to be delivery boys

During the 1971 war, a reporter asked an Indian Army Major whether he hated Pakistani soldiers.
The Major replied: pic.twitter.com/NUioGXgKPl

— Victorforce (@Victorforce2) March 5, 2024

With any regular army you could at least take comfort in knowing a greater number of their prisoners were executed similarly, without a fuss. With this cuck army you don't even know that. Frickers gave compensation to the kin of the Kashmiris who beheaded our guys, just unreal levels of cuckoldry.

An Indian friend moved to Europe a few years ago. She lives there with her family now and has a 7/8 year old boy who was born and raised in Europe itself.

The family made a trip to Delhi and neighbouring regions recently. It was the kid's first visit to India. They spent some…

— Anuj Gurwara (@AnujGurwara) January 5, 2024

I miss her so much bros

All the democratic will of the people chud

Like the Indira Gandhi International Airport he would have landed at

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_pregnancy_syndrome

Puppy pregnancy syndrome (PPS) is a psychosomatic illness in humans brought on by mass hysteria. People suffering from PPS believe that shortly after being bitten by a dog, puppies are conceived within their abdomen. This is said to be especially likely if the dog is sexually excited at the time of the attack. Victims are said to bark like dogs and have reported being able to see the puppies inside them when looking at water or hear them growling in their abdomen. It is believed that the victims will eventually die – especially men, who will give birth to their puppies through the peepee. Witch doctors offer oral cures, which they claim will dissolve the puppies, allowing them to pass through the digestive system and be excreted "without the knowledge of the patient".

The syndrome is thought to be localized in villages in several states of India, including Assam, Bihar, Chhattisgarh, Jharkhand, Odisha, and West Bengal, and has been reported by tens of thousands of individuals. It is far more prevalent in areas with little access to education. Some psychiatrists believe that PPS meets the criteria for a culture-bound disorder.

Doctors in India have tried to educate the public that this condition is impossible and a superstition. Believing the condition may be dangerous, as a person may have become infected with rabies after a bite, and seeking witch doctor treatment can delay medical treatment. Most sufferers are referred to psychiatric services, but in some instances patients fail to take anti-rabies medication before symptom onset, thinking that they are pregnant with a puppy and that folk medicine will cure them. This misbelief is further compounded by witch doctors who state that their medicine will fail if sufferers seek standard treatment.

A woman in West Bengal's Hooghly, with the help of her lover, allegedly killed her son after he found out about her lesbian relationship. The accused allegedly hit the boy's head several times and cut his hands, the police said on Tuesday.

The woman, Shanta Sharma, had been in a… pic.twitter.com/dcNBOMIiHq

— IndiaToday (@IndiaToday) February 21, 2024

Coping bimaru

opened this app and got mogged by @kaliyuga_surfer pic.twitter.com/zFSqR0seYb

— Jungleevati 🇺🇸🇮🇳 (@mulnivasi_amsha) March 28, 2024

Thank you @pushkardhami for turning Pavitra Ganga into Goa Beach. Such things are now happening in #Rishikesh & soon it will become Mini Bangkok. https://t.co/5nbB86FfZK pic.twitter.com/VnOtRkWPXM

— Himalayan Hindu (@himalayanhindu) April 26, 2024

Why not both?

Mayos

No mlecchas in punya dham

They bring drugs, they do raves. And some I assume are good people.

Not just registration of live-in relationships, but if the man “deserts” the woman, then she will be entitled to claim maintenance. pic.twitter.com/40IbtkQuhv

— Saurav Das (@SauravDassss) February 6, 2024

A big thanks to Instagram Reels and Reliance Jio pic.twitter.com/GUAKmL8RP2

— Prateekaaryan 𝕏 (@Prateek_Aaryan) February 16, 2024

Truly a puzzle for the ages

150 years before the Turk invasions

Male nudity is art

Female nudity is just shit

@Sasanka_of_Gauda

#Viralvideo: Mob attacks couple who fed dogs after stray bites 6-yr-old in Noida society

Watch: https://t.co/zUvytbUqMd pic.twitter.com/KugfcK3BGZ

— The Times Of India (@timesofindia) May 10, 2024

Kill dog lovers. Behead dog feeders. Roundhouse kick a dog fricker into the concrete. Slam dunk a dog lover's baby into a stray's mouth

Total dog death now

Instant Karma Kinda kalesh
pic.twitter.com/wf2nCvaogR

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) February 23, 2024

AI is really neat for making memes