There's only one Battle of Britain pilot left

The British empire collapsed and the UK has been failing downwards ever since. In time it is almost a certainty that the UK itself will split into its individual constituents with Ireland and Scotland breaking away.

The average Britoid alive today behaves like how an American is actually justified to behave.

The Bong has no future, the Bong has no culture, the Bong is a cheap imitation of an actual human being, with even how they speak sounding like something somebody came up with in a lab. There is nothing natural about the behavior and beliefs of the Bong. The Bong is just a child that grew up and demanded to be allowed to continue living his or her life as a child, with the government and the Bong police to nanny him and punish him when he says a nono word or makes fun of the weird kid in class.

The Bongs are a failed empire that did not even last half as long as the Greeks or the Romans. They are the only empire that once the countries of the world gained independence, every single one of them began to distance themselves from the embarrassment of having Bongs involved in their history.

While entire continents will celebrate their historical roots in Roman, Greek, or Persian culture. Not a single one is willing to admit having any connection to Bong heritage without a hint of shame in their demeanor.

The Bongs came up with novel ideas and creations that one time, and the moment those creations reached even the most savage and backwards of hands, others made them better. The Bong ended up being an entire civilization that built the colonization equivalent of the gunpowder without figuring out that you could use it in a gun.

The Bongs are such a despicable people that the German's who created the holocaust were placed next to the Bongs as an option to lead the continent, and even the war time enemies of the Germans chose Germany over the Bongs.

Bongland is the only place in the world where you can catch a married Bong fricking a pig behind his Bong wife's back and you can sympathize with the man.

The Soviet Union replaced Bongland, the US replaced Bongland, and today even the failing EU, failing Japan, and India have replaced Bongland. Nobody has moved towards mediocrity faster than the Bong. Who would allow anybody to enter and live in his country as long as the money flows through a Bong bank account.

Bongland is unironically the Mexico of Europe but even Mexico improves over time. Even Canada today has better future prospects than Bongland in the current day. Bongland is the country that is losing the race against other failing nations.

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