Lol so I was looking for a dwarf for my nephew's birthday bash (dwarves for big parties are fairly common in the US) and this was literally the top site I found. What exactly are the handcuffs for???

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pizzamilf they/them 2mo ago #7324209

Why were you looking at a UK dwarf site (don't ask how I know) for your presumably US nephew? Something doesn't add up!

Poj they/them :marseysmokealarmbeep:

THE ROBOT IS STUCK! :marseysmokealarmbeep:

pizzamilf 2mo ago #7324275

Uk nephew. I'm explaining cos British people might not understand that party dwarfs are normal in the U.S.

I told my UK fam I was gonna get a dwarf and they were confused at first.

BulbBurglar hee/haw Poj 2mo ago #7324334

oh ok, thank you for clearing that up.

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