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THE ROBOT IS STUCK!
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THE ROBOT IS STUCK!
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Lol so I was looking for a dwarf for my nephew's birthday bash (dwarves for big parties are fairly common in the US) and this was literally the top site I found. What exactly are the handcuffs for???
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Now playing: Busted Bayou (Tropical Freeze).mp3
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neighbor wat?
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Drawfs-for-hire are common here in Brazil too!, here is the last one that I hired for my bf's birthgay last year:
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!besties what the frick man
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Midget wrestling is a thing, but I've never heard of party dwarfs. I'm usually keyed into r-slurred shit
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!burgers euroids dont have party dwarves
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They can't have party dwarves even if they wanted to
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I lived practically next door to Pojom and I never went to any dwarf parties. The only possible explanation is that cool people didn't invite me to their parties.
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We 100% had parties with dwarves and you weren't invited
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Maybe
because you are a female 
incel 
with a big vagina !followers 
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Have you ever been to a party, been greeted by a dwarf, and thought, "oh. This is going to a regular party."? No? All questions answered.
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Out of respect
for 
@Poj deleting his comment 
about being racist 
against small 
people I am also deleting mine.
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I undeleted. It's young people who don't remember the 90s acting confused.
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I respect
you for undeleting your comment.
I hope you think
more hardly about the "dwarf" slur you used.
Preferably use the term "little person" or "person of short
stature" going 
forward.
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Dwarf detected
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Even if I wasn't, I prefer the correct
terminology.
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I got talked into going to a dwarf wrestling thing at a bar one time. I felt kind of guilty beforehand but they put on a good show and seemed to have fun.
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It's gotta be the only way for a dwarf to get normal sized women
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they put the fun in funeral!
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A lot of people in US view them as people instead of whatever
shithole country 
you live within.
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You view them as people by treating them as a novelty?
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Yes... is that wrong?
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They're easier to throw on the dart board if they're handcuffed. Some of the amateurs will put their hands up at the last second and it causes accuracy controversy
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!male feminists
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Seriously lol what are the handcuffs for?
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They get handcuffed to the stag of the party as a prank
https://www.infinityweekends.co.uk/stag-weekends-in-benidorm/dwarf-handcuff
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Lmao at the description! When I was a kid we would hire a guy and he would just lip sync songs and dance.
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I was walking the dog last week and a dwarf said nice dog, surreal to see one irl
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did you punch it?
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no, i said thanks
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A couple years ago I saw one walking with a normal-sized stacy. It's over for me.
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theres a lady dwarf that lives near me who walks her dog every morning and the dog is almost as tall as her which makes me lol
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They for
@pizzashill and the cuck chair
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I want a Mexican dwarf wearing a sombrero that's filled with chips and salsa. He can just wander around my party and feed my guests.
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anyone who says this isn't true is a foreigner pretending to be from the US because every real american knows this fact.
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Why were you looking at a UK dwarf site (don't ask how I know) for your presumably US nephew? Something doesn't add up!
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Uk nephew. I'm explaining cos British people might not understand that party dwarfs are normal in the U.S.
I told my UK fam I was gonna get a dwarf and they were confused at first.
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oh ok, thank you for clearing that up.
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Does the dwarf roll solo. Does he run his own gigs or does he have a pimp?
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do you think pizza really means all the stuff he said at the podcast?
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No. He loves the cat more than me.
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:o
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It's for stag-dos ("bachelor parties" in yanklish). The dwarf is handcuffed to the groom-to-be for an hour as a hilarious jape.
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Ok but I still don't know what the dwarf is doing handcuffs. It's funny but after the initial 10 minutes of laughter what happens?
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Hiring a dwarf is a a great life tip for shortcels. You handcuff him to you, and then when you hit up women, they normalize you to average height.
That's why hiring dwarves is so ubiquitous in the US.
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I mean it's kind of like femdom in that women and dwarves both need the handcuffs because otherwise you would just immediately overpower them and ruin the scene.
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