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Poj they/them :marseysmokealarmbeep:THE ROBOT IS STUCK! :marseysmokealarmbeep:  2mo ago (image post) Edited 2mo ago 670 thread views #316908
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Lol so I was looking for a dwarf for my nephew's birthday bash (dwarves for big parties are fairly common in the US) and this was literally the top site I found. What exactly are the handcuffs for???

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Hiring a dwarf is a a great life tip for shortcels. You handcuff him to you, and then when you hit up women, they normalize you to average height.

That's why hiring dwarves is so ubiquitous in the US.

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