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!commies this kills the Champaign Socialist
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Come on man
She is a hard working girlboss who writes 10 emails per day
Heavy laborer, dedicated to her work
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So many r-slurs on reddit seem to think that socialism means subsidizing you being a useless layabout. They think they're contributing to society by being a reddit mod or drawing furry porn.
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The 'what will your job be on the future commune' honeypots will never cease to be amusing for this very reason.
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Always a bunch of neurodivergents saying they'll be artists or writers
also foids saying they'll be s*x workers (not actually a bad idea tbh)
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The second layer of that, besides the idiocy of thinking the revolution needs manga artists and not ditch diggers, is that these tards always reveal how little they know of commie history. Hookers are antisocial elements, and get Siberia. Artists and writers? If you're the best you get the privilege of working in a state-run propaganda mill with extremely strict criteria, no creative freedom, and you're probably headed to Siberia in the next purge anyway when some peepeehead needs to up his gulag numbers and decides your poem 'Ode to the Worker's Tractor' contains capitalistic elements. And that's if you're the best. Otherwise it's more ditch digging for you, comrade.
Anyway my fav response to that question was some chick saying she'd read tarot cards for the commune lmao
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In my commie utopia, they'd be less like prostitutes and more like comfort women. Free kitty for every proletarian.
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So forced prostitutes? Well, it is very true to life of you…
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I mean what's the point of having a s*x worker around if they don't frick the unfrickable? If these foids want to volunteer to be the communal whore, they should provide service to everyone.
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That is the core selling point of collectivism and literally always has been. All of the slogans are about seizing the right not to work from the rich. The communist movement on Reddit is literally called antiwork.
The basis of their religion stems from a general misunderstanding of their very own reality - they are only here because work needs to be done, otherwise rich people wouldn't have you around.
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I hate commies with the fire of a thousand suns
, but in fairness the OG selling point was for the landless and disenfranchised to get a seat at the table and fair return for their hard work. (Of course, that never materialized and they just ended up being exploited by even worse bosses in party caps).
The idea that communism is when you sit on your butt and receive free healthcare while invisible hands do the dirty work is a uniquely r-slurred innovation that seems to be primarily be the arena of first world sheltered idiots.
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No, that is not communism. Communism is a form of government you absolute cute twinks. Gommunism always promises gibs from evil rich man if you just elect innocent rich man
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Communism is a form a collectivism, the one most strongly associated with the term. And you need to re-read your history badly if you think revolutionaries didn't emphasize and campaign on worker empowerment. I'm not sure where you get the idea communist revolutionaries are always rich either. Yes, there's a telling and interesting historical phenomenon of rich or middle class guys deciding to LARP as peasants to rebel, but the average revolutionary footnan in Laos, Vietnam, Cuba, Russia, etc wasn't a millionaire (nor did they ask to be democratically elected beyond a sham vote).
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Cope with a rope, cracker. Post some blue links on theory while you're at it while the elephant in the room is sitting on your face.
The number one attraction to all collectivism is the promise of antiwork
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Ok whatever.
Peace out bro and have a good day
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No no, you're right. What actually gets poors to come to collectivism is their express interest in co-managing the complexities of a planned economy and furthering humanities civil rights movement, lol.
I am having a great day because I live in reality
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Stopped reading here. The communist movement on Reddit is the endless communist/anarchist subreddits that are ban-heavy if you dare criticize what the mods see as going against their orthodoxy of ideas such as saying you should work out to defeat fascists or Nazis because the mods happen to have an unspecified chronic illness that may or may not exist, severely obese, and requiring a ventilator to live. You can probably quote Marx without quoting him and get banned. Nobody reads him anymore anyways.
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lol cry commie cute twink
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"From each according to his ability" still means you have to work as much as you can. A fat piece of shit can still do data entry for the army.
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Lumpenproletarian will not be tolerated
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University of Illinois students in shambles
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FTFY
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