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Award for 'most stereotypical Fat Bong" goes to https://old.reddit.com/user/coffeewalnut05
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!commies this kills the Champaign Socialist
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So many r-slurs on reddit seem to think that socialism means subsidizing you being a useless layabout. They think they're contributing to society by being a reddit mod or drawing furry porn.
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The 'what will your job be on the future commune' honeypots will never cease to be amusing for this very reason.
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Always a bunch of neurodivergents saying they'll be artists or writers
also foids saying they'll be s*x workers (not actually a bad idea tbh)
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The second layer of that, besides the idiocy of thinking the revolution needs manga artists and not ditch diggers, is that these tards always reveal how little they know of commie history. Hookers are antisocial elements, and get Siberia. Artists and writers? If you're the best you get the privilege of working in a state-run propaganda mill with extremely strict criteria, no creative freedom, and you're probably headed to Siberia in the next purge anyway when some peepeehead needs to up his gulag numbers and decides your poem 'Ode to the Worker's Tractor' contains capitalistic elements. And that's if you're the best. Otherwise it's more ditch digging for you, comrade.
Anyway my fav response to that question was some chick saying she'd read tarot cards for the commune lmao
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In my commie utopia, they'd be less like prostitutes and more like comfort women. Free kitty for every proletarian.
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So forced prostitutes? Well, it is very true to life of you…
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I mean what's the point of having a s*x worker around if they don't frick the unfrickable? If these foids want to volunteer to be the communal whore, they should provide service to everyone.
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That is the core selling point of collectivism and literally always has been. All of the slogans are about seizing the right not to work from the rich. The communist movement on Reddit is literally called antiwork.
The basis of their religion stems from a general misunderstanding of their very own reality - they are only here because work needs to be done, otherwise rich people wouldn't have you around.
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I hate commies with the fire of a thousand suns
, but in fairness the OG selling point was for the landless and disenfranchised to get a seat at the table and fair return for their hard work. (Of course, that never materialized and they just ended up being exploited by even worse bosses in party caps).
The idea that communism is when you sit on your butt and receive free healthcare while invisible hands do the dirty work is a uniquely r-slurred innovation that seems to be primarily be the arena of first world sheltered idiots.
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No, that is not communism. Communism is a form of government you absolute cute twinks. Gommunism always promises gibs from evil rich man if you just elect innocent rich man
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Communism is a form a collectivism, the one most strongly associated with the term. And you need to re-read your history badly if you think revolutionaries didn't emphasize and campaign on worker empowerment. I'm not sure where you get the idea communist revolutionaries are always rich either. Yes, there's a telling and interesting historical phenomenon of rich or middle class guys deciding to LARP as peasants to rebel, but the average revolutionary footnan in Laos, Vietnam, Cuba, Russia, etc wasn't a millionaire (nor did they ask to be democratically elected beyond a sham vote).
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Cope with a rope, cracker. Post some blue links on theory while you're at it while the elephant in the room is sitting on your face.
The number one attraction to all collectivism is the promise of antiwork
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Ok whatever.
Peace out bro and have a good day
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No no, you're right. What actually gets poors to come to collectivism is their express interest in co-managing the complexities of a planned economy and furthering humanities civil rights movement, lol.
I am having a great day because I live in reality
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Stopped reading here. The communist movement on Reddit is the endless communist/anarchist subreddits that are ban-heavy if you dare criticize what the mods see as going against their orthodoxy of ideas such as saying you should work out to defeat fascists or Nazis because the mods happen to have an unspecified chronic illness that may or may not exist, severely obese, and requiring a ventilator to live. You can probably quote Marx without quoting him and get banned. Nobody reads him anymore anyways.
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lol cry commie cute twink
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"From each according to his ability" still means you have to work as much as you can. A fat piece of shit can still do data entry for the army.
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Lumpenproletarian will not be tolerated
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University of Illinois students in shambles
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FTFY
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Come on man
She is a hard working girlboss who writes 10 emails per day
Heavy laborer, dedicated to her work
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lol I have a friend like this who uses the most pathetic of excuses to try to justify never doing anything at all
Lists like this one are fun to read because you notice where they start to run out of reasons. Yeah I get 'crippling social anxiety' too in a new job. It's intimidating to begin with but you get over it. Oh, and most of those points are nonsense anyway, for example https://www.gov.uk/carers-allowance if you're full time looking after someone.
People are just lazy and don't want to do shit. I NEETed for years and so I know how it goes. They should ask ex-NEETs about it instead of all the r-slurred excuses that NEETs come up with.
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Its generally speaking trivially easy to not get hired for a job if you don't want it though. Write a garbage CV and blow any possible interview by appearing like a work shy moron.
Employers don't want to hire people who don't want to work anyway, and its not hard to get that message across in a way were you are still fulfilling your obligation to look for and accept any work.
And if you against all odds get hired anyway, just do a bad job and get fired for it.
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Shit even with a shit cv you get jobs. I remember sending a unfinished cv with more than half missing and just few titles they still called me for work
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Then do the job poorly and you'll get fired all the same. When I was just out of high school I'd do this with telemarketing jobs. Because frick those, scamming the elderly is being more of a burden on society than being unemployed.
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That list of DWP refusals is absolute bullshit. The DWP is obscenely gameable and everyone I know who works as a case manager says it's just rubberstamping eternal dole if someone manages to bullshit their way through a PIP assessment.
Growing up in a council estate near a major DWP office filled me with burning insatiable hatred for workshy wasters.
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I did exactly that for about 2 years until they started making me go to some kind of training sessions which consisted of some guy telling us obvious stuff all day like don't submit job applications with the email bigdickdave@s*x.com. Which in retrospect is a great idea, if someone's not going to work, at least waste as much of their time as a job would.
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9/10 when I lurk commie
chats and they're asked 
what they would 
do in communist 
utopia 
their answer 
is philosopher. Ya ok anyways the coal mine is that way 
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The ones that say farmer mean they want to play video games all day and take a break to water a garden for 5 minutes a day.
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How does simply standing up cause these problems? Was he standing in a sewer all day?
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Fat
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!downkongrs common weightmisiac jealousy, kill
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You see, the unemployed bong Redditor is far to precious and educated by le science content on YouTube to do menial work that's beneath them, unlike all the people who build their housing, grow and deliver their food, wipe shit out of their butt crack when they go to the hospital for fake diseases, and otherwise wait hand and foot on them
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Chonker science moment
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Our bodies are poorly designed to stand upright. The same way giraffes get back problems due to their long necks.
So, while it is technically correct...
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The "You can work, you work" attitude of any socialist-like movements is one of the few respectable things I find about them.
It's not some great solution, since usually creates bunch of bullshit jobs, but at least it tries to deal with societal parasites in a walefare state.
But, I willhold off my praise for Bongs until they create work camps for the homeless.
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Used to be likes that, modern "socialists" are more about antisocial criminal or depressed NEET are true rebels against the capitalists western order (except if they hold some vague non leftists idea)
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It's mostly an American university thing tbh. There aren't that many leftists in the UK, but the socialist groups there tend to be real leftists.
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Put them to work upkonging reddit propaganda until their fingers bleed
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Quick reminder one side of the political spectrum thinks evil rich people are preventing us all from laying around all day doing nothing all day. That is collectivism boiled down and distilled to its finest chemical component.
"We could all be doing nothing if the rich man didn't exist, let's elect a rich man to take all of the other rich man's money and gib it to us. Then we can take the four billion poors in Africa and bring them into America so they can gibs, too. World piece."
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great thread
assuming this is one of you guys
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Check his profile. Guy's a legit sponging fat vaxmaxxxing useless eater.
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Why?
Unemployment? Disability? Or does Bongland literally have the Green New Deal's "economic security for all who are unable or unwilling to work"
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Britain has a cradle to grave welfare system. Originally, it was designed for a high trust society where the only takers were people with serious diseases or injuries preventing them from working, but over decades of the destruction of communities and social mores the feeling of an obligation to not steal from your fellow citizens has collapsed and now there's an underclass of people who gleefully collect welfare forever
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