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Unlucky: :marseytaliban: aspiring mass-stabber comes across the literal ONLY bong :marseynorf: with testicles

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1jm7dwc/amsterdam_mayor_gives_hero_award_to_modest/

								

								

Bong has once again saved Europe :marseyeyeroll: post your apologies below. :marseyindignant:

The Mayor of Amsterdam has given a "hero's medal" to an English tourist who chased a knifeman through busy alleys and pinned him to the ground, bringing an end to his rampage.

yeah I'd have done the same if I was there :marsey57:


Not felt proud of my country or countrymen for a while. This feels pretty good ngl.

:marseyclapping: I will continue to support mass migration tho :marseyclapping:

Why all the hate in this sub for the British.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743269150ID4UmAMs8I3ieA.webp

I'm beginning to realise why Putin seems to hate us Brits so much. Give a single trained SAS guy a Narwhal tusk and that is possibly game over for Russia.

https://media.tenor.com/eRZvvej1SYYAAAAx/cat-angry.webp uhhhh huh yeah sure bud

Be it Napoleon, Hitler, or Stalin, then this man, and now Ukraine, the UK continues to fulfill it's ancient role of keeping the peace in Europe.

https://media.tenor.com/6Ug_C4RjC4kAAAAx/%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%8A%D9%88%D9%88.webp :marseycringe#:

I think the people of Ireland and India would disagree.

:marseyira: :marseytunaktunak: Can't get over it award

Why the sun never sets on the British Empire? Because God would never trust an Englishman in the dark.

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Daily reminder that if this happened in bongland he would've been charged with assault :marseybow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743269150TSo7TfhT75RtsQ.webp

Anyway say thank you. :marseyraging:

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Has the UK government opened an investigation into him yet?

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The last time we had someone heroically stop a terror attack he was given Prevent seminars about how tolerant and peaceful islam is so he wouldn't become radicalised - I imagine they're cooking up the same for this guy

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That can't be true

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Do these people not hear the term "deradicalization" and just think "brainwashing". Why the frick should the government tell you how to feel on something, that just seems dystopian to me.

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>Why the frick should the government tell you how to feel on something, that just seems dystopic to me.

We are not your Fascist AmeriKKKa chud, in here our good faith authorities are on the right side of hxstory! :smugjak: !chuds

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Because what if you think things in bad faith?!?

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Because they might feel the wrong thing

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Meanwhile we got Trump talking about "improper ideology". As someone who grew up back in boomer times when Communist China was actually communist, it's pretty fricking wild to see the same language being used by every political faction in the formerly Free World.

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It's improper to be a communist.


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Well yeah but you're not supposed to say it like that. That's what commies say.

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Oh I have no idea how it would work. The mere phrase 'mandatory deradicalization' is giving me secondhand radicalization.

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it really doesn't. between fighting terrorists and deradicalization courses there was this

he was filmed yelling racist slurs and spitting on a black man who was attempting to take his picture. During the explicit rant, he told the man, "People like you stink."

:marseyrandom: :marseyrandom: :marseyrandom:

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"Frick you Im Millwall" :#marseynorf: heck yeah

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He did a great civil good- the least we can do is minimize the harm to his soul with a timely speech.

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Imagine thinking there's a limit to the perfidy of Albion.

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He's good stock, it'd be a shame if he was corrupted by hate for unrelated people; he's worth investing in.

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hate for unrelated people

If I remember my statistics right :marseychudchartuptrend: , there is in fact a very good chance those people are related :marseyinbread:

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They are related, r-slur

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:marseynooticerdroolingfrickingsubhumanr-slur#:

This you?

!metashit !r-slurs

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What do you think ethnicity means? Do they not even teach genetics in libtard school anymore?

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Link pls. The last I remember was the airport bomb car. :marseyplanecrash:

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Nah I made it up

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:#marseyxd:

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Oi m8 you got a hero loicense?

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He was probably just looking for an innocent minority to attack. That he happened to save many lives is no excuse for a dangerous personality that would strike a minority so readily. I don't condone the stabber, but I think it would be safer to arrest the guy who stopped him.

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also, like vilence is never the answer

https://media.tenor.com/PSVwBN1bKY4AAAAx/nice-girl.webp

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Let's all be knife to each other?

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Exactly. Just because the arab he attacked unprovoked was a knifeman this time, what's to say it'll also be true the next time? Being lucky once doesn't excuse his disgusting biggertry

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The pussification of Europe must end. We have to fight these barbarians. Looking the other way solves nothing.

I haven't had the opportunity to intervene in a fight since the late 90's.

Street violence is very rare here in the Netherlands

I'm not sure where you're seeing lots of "barbarians" to fight. Sound more like a DnD campaign than real life tbh mate.

:#marseysalat:

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What the frick is DnD cute twink?

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we literally have blacks and pakis who r*pe children and stab multiple three year olds in the neck. we need to stop these people

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erm i live in hecking wholesome all white country and never have this happen. maybe it doesnt exist?

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/u/ColonCrusher5000 keep yourself safe before a muslim :beheadedsnoo: does it for you

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/u/ColonCrusher5000 also if youre from the netherlands why tf are you commenting in /r/unitedkingdom

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@J if this guy doesnt get pinged ping him manually pls

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>here in an all white country we rarely see literal terrorists stabbing our kids

i hate these ppl

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Last !britbongs with testosterone left

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You're literally a :marseytrain:

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Got more testosterone than you bong

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No shit. Transitioning into a woman turns you into Hulk Hogan. :marseyliathomas:

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https://media.tenor.com/OqZ3-4d7jyUAAAAx/rock-clapping.webp

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Post it again award

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This dude has free brothels for the rest of his life.

Cool if you are into that

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Does amsterdam have gay brothels? He's pretty high-T

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I don't know. When I was there circa April 2001 I only saw the women in the windows. It was surreal

Felt like a peeping tom and got out of there back to the hostel.

Still can't believe you can window shop whores

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Is no one seeing this?

Amsterdam Stabbing Rampage Suspect Is From Ukraine, Police Say

https://ground.news/article/geenstijl-damsteker-is-30-year-old-ukrainian-roman-d

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Don't remind me, I lost coins on that bet

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>Why does the sun never sets on the British Empire? Because God would never trust an Englishman in the dark.

Reddit actually made a funny joke? :marseyspit:

…and it's at -71 because of course, lol

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Hast thou warrant to halt the blade-wielding rogue?

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:marseyakshually: the stabber was a slava ukrani

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Named Mohammed al-Jihadi

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743301937JXOXclxlYalkYA.webp

:#marseyxd:

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Can't get over it award

Gib Northern Ireland :marseybegging: :marseyhibernian:

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Gib southern Ireland

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:#marseybarbarian:

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Imagine losing in melee when you have a melee weapon

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:marseydisagree: This never would have happened if we let terrorists have guns like in America.

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It be worse. Melanin inhibits aim

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be thankful if bipocs didnt keep shooting at the air we would become mx in a weekend :marseypray:

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I'll admit that when it comes to Western :marseybootscoot: Europe, I respect :marseykneel: the British :marseyqueenlizard: just barely more than the others


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When your competition is the French and Germans

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And last on the list: the Irish :marseyhibernian:


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i hope he never goes back to england because he's fricked if he does. the cops are gonna be waiting for him at the airport.

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very funny that the cops couldnt do this

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When did you lose your testicles?

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Carp has them :marseyembrace:

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That bringeth the sum to twain.

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