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FUMING: UK Border Patrol has detained Deano, made him miss Pancake Day :marseysulk: - all for being critical of Keir Starmer online :marseybritbongitsover:

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1906283588519096460

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British Diaspora Icon and Orange Man Acolyte Sam Gowland, the actual Original Deano, has been detained at the border after slamming ladyboys at his Thailand batcave for posting this video criticising immigration :marseyitsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743424667YpaZ_foYheWdOQ.webp "Evening mate come with me please mate, mate you're being detained for calling England shit online mate"

The fricking plods :marseyraging: had the nerve to do this on Pancake Day, in direct contravention of his human rights as a Brit, knowing that missing this cherished cultural celebration would cause him distress. :marseydisagree:


If he's a British Passport holder they can't refuse him entry, so I presume he ditched his passport?

>he doesn't know about the 2000 UKTA which can unilaterally cancel all of your rights as a british citizen, detain you indefinitely, subject you to asset forfeiture, all without trial :marseysmug2:

Very concerning human rights violation

:marseygiveup:

He should have arrived on a rubber dinghy

UK Chuds please think of another joke :marseyinshallah:


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POV: You're a roman Centurion on patrol in Provincia Britannia and you interrupt a local tucking into a plate of pancakes (You have awakened the Eternal Saxon)

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his Thailand batcave

Is he gonna be the next Bond villain? I want to imagine he has lots of cool traps set up in the jungle around there.

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Actually, yes :marseyexcited:

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The bond villain in the 'Young Bond' spinoff by some libtard made the villain a white english guy who wanted to Make England Great Again.

Picrel is an actual quote :vomit: from this potty paper

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So he incorporated more realism in a Bond movie? Ok.

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Stwop ruinying ewerything gwood and beautifwl libtard

White extinction is long overdue

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Lmao at the concept of a character who is a hitman for an intelligence agency "not loving autocrats". Bond is just a guy who knows how to max out a per-diem in style, he's just a spy instead of a psychopath VP of sales

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I don't believe you're thinking of the same Thai jungle traps I am

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I must not be spending enough time here because I didn't even think of that.

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The real twist is that the Bond Girls in that movie are the traps

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Between the veneers and hairline this man is keeping Turkey out of a recession singlehandedly

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>not being able to enter bongland ever again :marseybong:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743427995rFoF2O_mvucy6Q.webp

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uhm you best be saying that this was a good decision or this post belongs in /h/chudrama, chud

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Of course! :platysalute: Praise Pakistan! God Save The Foreign Office!

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:#marseyflagpakistanpat:

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Never realized this guy was a known person. I always thought it was some rando from instagram that kunley_drukpa used to create a deano caricature

:marseyrulebritannia#:

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He was a reality TV guy on our equivalent of Jersey Shore

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I didn't know Geordie Shore was still going? I thought it was only relevant as a mythical "don't go to that club it was on Geordie Shore" from the past. Who still watches it?

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Apparently series 25 is currently airing so there must be some kind of audience still

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he should have arrived on a rubber dinghy

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please do not break rule 2 :marseyindignant: aevann is very sensitive to comments like this and I do not want him having another tantrum

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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OUT

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Total Paki Death

White extinction is long overdue

@BimothyX2 you have to, retard

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One Deano could fix it all if they would just make him ruler of the bongs.

!britbongs

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:#marseyyikes:

It would be less gay to film yourself getting bussyblasted.

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Britain was a great country when they put people like this on boats and sent them to the other side of the world to die of typhus.

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:marseyflushzoom:

Jfc this mongoloids eyes are unbearably far apart

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His mom had the same pre- natal drinking strategy as Greta Thuneberg

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Isn't this the same exact thing trump does and that rightoids soy out over because it's le based?

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No bc trump did that to a german planning to work illegally in the US :itsovergerman:

This dude is not only British, he's like the British holotype. :marseyxd:

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Leaked footage of the arrest

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