Height Standards 2024

There will be two kinds of men in the future. Those who are 9' tall and dainty but wise, in tune with their emotions, and delicate. Beloved by women, able to cry, and gentle. These will be the Lankoi.

But you will also make the Manlocks, who will be 3' tall, incredibly jacked, but utterly without morals. From centuries of blankmaxxing, they will be constantly erect, incredibly wealthy, and unable to utter full sentences without saying “it's over” or “blankmaxxed somethingcel”.

These will be the two species of man.