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!fellas, you ever been to an adult store? Ever bought lube? Toys?
No that shit is disgusting. Only the top 5% of coomers do that.
But your average modern foid has most definitely been to an adult store or ordered some paraphernalia in the mail
They buy 5000 horsepower Hitachi giga powered vibration wands that will literally short out a socket
They buy gigantic dildos and various types of lube
The average moid maybe has some lotion on the bedside at most
!women get your shit together
!incels beware the s*x shop temptress
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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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just eat fiber and freeze your own log fricking zoomer
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Why eat fiber if youre gonna freeze it anyway.
Pour your diarrhea into a condom or similar, then when its frozen you can take it out and it will provide its own lube
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Wtf
!friendsofsnappy
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Snappy being a femcel was not on my bongo card
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