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!fellas, you ever been to an adult store? Ever bought lube? Toys?
No that shit is disgusting. Only the top 5% of coomers do that.
But your average modern foid has most definitely been to an adult store or ordered some paraphernalia in the mail
They buy 5000 horsepower Hitachi giga powered vibration wands that will literally short out a socket
They buy gigantic dildos and various types of lube
The average moid maybe has some lotion on the bedside at most
!women get your shit together
!incels beware the s*x shop temptress
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Yes, my friend's mom started dating a black dude and a couple of us bought her a giant floppy black dildo for Christmas. There's a picture somewhere of me and her daughter licking the thing in Santa hats.
You need lube to do anal!
See above
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!metashit
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deep carpathian lore
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Jannies posting Ls
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Imagine not having white trash friends
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New Carp lore
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I found the picture and I'm the only one in a Santa hat
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Post it
post it 
Black lives matter to white
women 
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
black lives matterin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postblack lives matternext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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:#carpbbc:
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my respect for the user carpathianflorist on the site redditdrama.com after i find out he licked a bbc dildo
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We beat the shit out of each other with the bbc dildo too
It was a really quality investment
Strong recommend
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this is who tells u u cant say "kill cops" online
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going out sad fr
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literal tiny peepee detected 🚨
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nobody said anything about giving peepee sweetie
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Literal gaping butthole detected 🚨
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So youre actually gay?
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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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Wtf
!friendsofsnappy
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Snappy being a femcel was not on my bongo card
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just eat fiber and freeze your own log fricking zoomer
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Why eat fiber if youre gonna freeze it anyway.
Pour your diarrhea into a condom or similar, then when its frozen you can take it out and it will provide its own lube
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God I wish women were coomers. Buying s*x toys is one of those strange exceptions, but probably exists because it's hard for a lot of women to orgasm in the first place while men have no problems so any s*x toys they buy is pure degeneracy
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Women don't deserve pleasure
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God did not belive female orgasms,
will you?
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Male orgasm: birth civilizations which can populate the cosmos
Female orgasm: destroys societies and cultures
The evidence is clear
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Because men suck that's why
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Is that why you betrayed us and became a woman?
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I think you're vastly overestimating what portion of women do this lol
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most of them do.
source: at college, seen my friends (plural) vibrators on their bookshelves. No shame. Not to mention the s*x festival they have where this girl asked me to go see boobies with me
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no offense tb but it's not surprising to me in any way that you and your friends lean towards the fricking "excessively horny" side of the fricking spectrum
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Incels have a poor understanding of women
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I am literally a gyno-scholar
I know everything about the modern woman
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Prove it
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They lie and eat hot chip
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So like 3 people LMAO
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I wouldnt call them people
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FWIW, I once went to a bingo night where one of the prizes was a vibrator and none of the women there seemed to have any issues with the idea of winning it
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i bought lube back in highschool when i used condoms...but it's also right next to the condoms in walmart
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the thing to do is to buy s*x toys with your foid, they make stuff for couples now
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Can I buy the gf at the store too?
S*x toys are an affront to god and nature
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found the incel
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Loud and proud
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depends on your country
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!biofoids
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Does Spencer's count? That's the only place I've ever been with full-on vibrators
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Depends, did you buy one there?
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No, I've never bought a s*x toy before.
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Then you're good.
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I had a good relationship with my father growing up, so I guess that's why I'm boring and vanilla
Kinkiest thing I've ever done is bang while standing in the front crowd at a metal show (clothes stayed on though)
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Ew public s*x is high degeneracy
But youre a metalhead foid, so youve probably been passed around more than a beach ball during spring break
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Neighbor thats like ten times worse than buying a s*x toy
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lol you should get out more
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:marseydegeneratetalking:
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We've all done things at 19 we're not proud of
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Ok and?
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also like Yes, the Rhode Island Fetish Flea market is pretty neat
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Spending any amount of time in Rhode Island makes you a degenerate
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True except Rhode Island women tend to be hot and if you can hook up with one before she has kids you're a very lucky degenerate
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I spent a summer in Rhode Island babysitting for a married couple who went abroad for psychotherapy and couples therapy to save their marriage.
It was just me and their 2 kids. I was 15 and didnt have a license lol.
Rhode Island neighbors built different.
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My first girlfriend was from Rhode Island. Mega hot, especially considering I was a total nerd back then (I met her at a Vampire LARP, so she was a nerd too). She had that adorable "hot librarian" look and when you combined it with her goth stockings, that vibe hit just right
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