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Assberg Neighbor :marseyfrickyou2: asks Reddit :marseysaturn: how to get laid. “Um, wanting emotional intimacy makes you an incel :marseyunabomber3: and a potential abuser, sweetie. And you deserve to be alone :marseymoidmoment: if you're lonely”

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIING!

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>You're right :marseygasden: about the needy :marseytransattentionseeker: and desperate :marseyattentionseeker: part. A lot of guys complain about being “friend zoned,” but the kind of guy who is confident and genuine enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to actually :marseyakshually: want to be friends :marseyross: with a woman :marseypass2: and to value a woman's friendship the same way they would :marseymid: a man's (you know, like as if women :marseyblops2chadcel2: are people just like you), is going :marseysal3: to be happier and more appealing than a needy :marseytransattentionseeker: dude who whines that women :marseygoodnight: only want to be friends :marseysnoohug: with him.

You have to be the emotional tampon with confidence ok chud its confidence you lack!

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>I stopped trying to be stereotypically "sexy" and leaned into the neurodivergent :marseyautismchonker: thing to make myself :marseycyanide: comfortable. Then I started my career and got my life together. Around sometime in the middle :marseyfinger: of that I met my girlfriend. Been I think :marseymindblown: 5 years together.

Lmao this Neighbor :marseysnappynraged: got settled for. I feel for the poor Neighbors who's first :marseywinner: time is seeing this with 31.

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>Got rejected :marseytheyhaterhermessage: so many times that it doesn't feel bad anymore. Tried talking to more people in general. Kept asking girls :marseyblops2chadcel: out. At some point, some of them says yes

Just humiliate yourself :marseydoit: over and over again until you are an emotional void and then maybe some landwhale :marseychonkerfoid: will have some pity

And now to finish off, the Reddit :marseyupmarsey: foid shuts down the only good advice with some ol heckin gaslamping.

>Shoulders and six pack or at least outline :marseychameleonest: make a difference, also backside. So working :marseylifting: out of course in some fashion

>Actually , no, it isn't just about appearance . Being desperate :marseyattentionseeker: for s*x is frightening to be around as a woman :marseyeggless: .

:#marseychonkerfoidpuketalking:

Appearances dont matter :marseyjurisdiction: sweaty :marseychoice2: uhhhmk all of your lived experiences are fake.

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God I hate that everyone who's had s*x outside polycules has been kicked off Reddit. All these teens/young adults without fathers looking for basic advice end up getting it from the worst source: women or men with kitty-envy.

You wanna know how to get laid if you're not deformed? Don't be an anxious mess about coming off creepy. That puts foids on far higher alert than saying “your tits look nice in that.”

Long answer is that pick-up artists are generally correct about getting laid but are losers because it's clearly a personality trait for them at this point.

Short answer is to be or come off so confident that a Redditor would call you a chauvinist.

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Literally just look good, sound good, smell good, and act like you've had s*x before. It's not complicated.

If you're too :marseyautism: to recognize when women see/hear/smell something they like then you don't get laid. Sorry. 20% of dudes can handle 100% of the foid casual s*x market and you're not in the club, pay for a hooker or make some money and get settled for.

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wat do if my voice sounds annoying? :marseybeanquestion:

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:#marseyropewithme:

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:#marseyshy3: :#marseyagree:

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What did the bot mean by this :#marseyquestion:

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Then look better and smell better and say more interesting things

Gym, slim dress shirts, creed aventus, have friends and talk about them or fake it.

Or get a speech therapist and pull a lana del rey and just decide to lower your voice from now on, or whatever

You don't have to change who you are as a person or whatever, but you don't have to be an incel either. Being a frickboy on friday and a normal human being mon-thurs is easy, until you find a mythical foid that isn't boring.

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Be the strong, silent type.

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Post voice

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I would rather kill myself

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Absolutely not, especially after you just flexed on me like that :#marseysad:

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Also my voice literally sounds like this

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