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Requirements to join !incels

It is about time we gathered to decide what requirements and restrictions we should put on !incels membership (given the new influx of aspiring members)

Here are my thoughts:

  • Men only.

  • Virgin only, KHHV is too strict imo (I am KV btw, so full transparency).

  • No ping group farmers

  • Those in the !truecels ping group should be rejected

  • No gays allowed

  • No anti-incels

thoughts?

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Frick off none of you are incels in that group you little fricker I can count the number of real incels on this site on one hand and the OP isn't one of them.

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even though I am a virgin?

edit: lol stay mad you fakecel dog

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Proof that you have no idea what incels means you fricking r-slur

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incel means involuntary celibate

I am a virgin even though I do not want to be one. Keep coping

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What have you done to not be an incel? How many women have you approached? Go into details of your work out regime?

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I am talking to 2 different women right now, one already friendzoned me. I do push ups, pull ups and abs every single day

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I am talking to 2 different women right now

You aren't an incel imo. You're a simp at worst.

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Fakecel do not reply to me

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lmao you are a seething fakecel yourself, stay miserable then dont come bother us in our ping group

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calling me a fakecel just exposed yourself :marseyfacepalm:

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stop gatekeeping celibacy or someshit

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Actually gatekeeping is good

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why gatekeep inceldom?

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Because a lot of people are starting to try and steal the label and twist it into just a cope for below average males, when the title of "incel" is for people who truly have physical or mental issues that prevent them from finding a partner.

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What does it matter if your a hideous creature or a goober that says dumb shit when talking to women? You're all failing to get kitty and should be doing something about it. I swear, incels are bigger crabs in a bucket than fat women.

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I am doing something. The problem is it isn't working.

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All incels are fakecels. It's the moid equivalent of CFS.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278347330109043.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17282249849557173.webp

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container freight station?

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why gatekeep inceldom?

because failure is funny, even more so when it's multiple failures occurring at the same time.

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I'm all for spreading it, once the black pill goes mainstream we can repeat the 19th Amendment and fix the country.

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american problem.

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you still get more kitty than 90% of the people here (talking about this site as a whole). I am not sure whether this is a compliment or only shows just how doomed the rest really are. No friend of Russia and true communist could stay virgin for long in a just world!

Glory to Russia! :marseysaluteussr:

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I have tried like 1000 times to get laid. I am even trying to get jacked and I'm sending out a ton of messages but none of them are interested. I would also appreciate a ping group that only had real incels in it. It is true there are a ton of fakecels on this site.

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If you haven't found a job yet, go work at an animal shelter. They're full of foids and it'll make your look nurturing or whatever

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go work at an animal shelter

I'm sure my jacked, unemployed, over 30 with a wild unmaintained jew fro butt would fit in with all the high school volunteers who likely fill those positions.

:#marseyclueless:

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"hey look this guy will be able to work during the school year (unlike those kids) and we need a strong guy for all the nanny dogs, let's hire him"

At least try

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They'll see my 10 year employment gap tbh. Idk it's just hard because there are so many things I have to fix at this point just to pass as a normal human being, and each one of them is an uphill battle.

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It's not a skilled job, you're wrangling cats and dogs. Just pretend you're a boomer, walk in and act confident.

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Just pretend you're a boomer, walk in and act confident.

Why are you trolling me?

:#marseyghostsad:

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I'm not trolling you neighbor

I know it's a boomer meme but it does actually work at small places where you can speak directly with whoever's in charge of hiring.

If you're too neurodivergent to do that, start volunteering at one and then ask about jobs after a couple weeks.

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Your 10 year employment gap will turn to 20 if you dont start somewhere, ffs, try anything. Get your mind right and stack up some little wins that will turn to big wins.

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Get your mind right and stack up some little wins that will turn to big wins.

I am trying. But every time I go for a win I am hit with 100 losses at once. Society is built for people who are NOT me. It is built for people who are social, agreeable, content to do the same thing over and over again. People who don't mind talking on the phone even though text based communication is superior. People who don't mind dealing with bureaucracy. It takes me like 2 hours to schedule a doctors appointment because the though of calling them is difficult and for some reason their online scheduling doesn't work. How am I supposed to make it in a world that actively works against me to keep me down?

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You need to get plugged into a group of normal men, preferably Gen X. Find a men's therapy group. Find men outside of the internet and surround yourself with people who are trying to grow, that will push you. There's nothing wrong with you beyond being a kitty, and getting around men who arent kitties will rub off on you to the point someone will find you attractive enough to let you poke her kitty.

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Holy shit you sound exactly like a kennel assistant, report straight to your nearest animal shelter

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No, you actually fit the kennel assistant mould to a tee

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Quit being a doomer :marseydeadinside3: cute twink :marseygaygeneral:

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I haven't given up, but I am realistic about what I am up against.

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I acknowledge that you have a lot working :marseylifting: against you but you just gotta :marseyparappa: accept :marseyokay: the fact that it's unfair and push forward

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:marseyconfused: But youre the fricking ghost poster, and You have a fricking massive [and weird-looking] peepee

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My peepee is not weird looking. Also I have been told that my peepee picks may actually be preventing me from finding egirls. Unfortunately there is no way for me to take them back so it is my cross to bear.

:#marseyghostshy:

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Theyre actually spiderman senpais peepee

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How did you know?

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I pay attention, and :marseydetective: and its EVERYTHING

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Aren't you divorced? Why are you arguing with him?

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Who are they?

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Are tr00ns allowed? We're all failed male incels, after all

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Losercel ascended??? :marseybooba: Congrats @Losercel

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No, he got tired of us and getting pinged constantly as the unofficial leader of the incels and quit.

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>Get rejected even by incels

:marseydeadinside:

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Turns out incels are all annoying and are the reason for their own virginity :marseysmug2:

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Sounds fine. Going through the list earlier I also rejected those in truecels and any blatant anti-cel (and any gays just based on probability).

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I will add that thanks

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Please add me back. I'm a pingcel (I am an incel for pings)

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have s*x already loser.

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:@holly_jolly_konggenocide: :#marseyshooting:

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Members of truecels should be informed that they're in a den of liars and given the opportunity to leave it. I was in there and had no idea it was full of foids and s*x havers :marseysick:

Ping group farmers are fine as long as they're actually incels.

I think gays can be allowed if they're severely disfigured or physically unable to frick

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welcome to the winning team:marseycool:

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>Virgin only

How do you check?

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10 ping group cap is a bit steep, but other than that it like it :marseythumbsup:

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What cap do you sugest or what way to stop ping group farmers?

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just infer from their posting habits, then ask their intentions directly

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okay I removed the cap

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That nigmatic guy has never commented about a gf or wife or anything before :marseyshrug:

But don't give in to terrorism

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15 seems reasonable

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ok changed

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I'd be willing to consider non-virgin oldcels like Carp, though no others come to mind.

For ping group farmers, if they are genuine incels, I'd still let them in, if their other groups are genuine. My autism compels me to join everything that applies to me, I'm sure others feel the same way.

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10 ping groups cap is fricking insane ffs if less than 10 ping groups apply to you you're a fricking boring butt neighbor

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bro you are a textbook ping group farmer you even change your name just to join ping groups

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I just had to explore my sexuality for a fricking while before I could accept my fate

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thanks for reminding me i'm apparently an incel by this definition, lol

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Feel free to apply to join then

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virgin but not incel:marseysmug:

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Kill yt

I fit the criteria but i dont want an additional 1000 pings so ni

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:#marseyprincesszeldaskyward:

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My man status has prevented me from maintaining my virginity. I can't join your cool little club?

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No gays allowed

!jannies

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