This is the bleak reality of being a heterosexual man

If A is eating butt and I have to be either one, I'll take B.

You want that nasty-asss skank?

>imagine eating butt, seeing a white worm parasite

>and slipping it up like a noodle

>and hearing her moan as a 1 cm hole opens op near her butt

>sticking ur tounge in there and just feeling the eggs like the tip of cheap kaviar

i cant imagine being a straggot in 2024 haha

Why is eating butt a thing? Are people so degen?

it's only bleak if you insist on holding on to the rose-tinted bullshit that's peddled in fiction. recognize that most people are selfish and won't make you happy, put yourself first just like they do, and the world is your oyster.

Before all the literal cute twinks of rdrama start taking victory laps:

https://www.logotv.com/news/is7l2v/ive-contracted-my-third-gastrointestinal-parasite-from-rimming-and-i-cant-be-the-only-gay-man-suffering

I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly s*x with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)