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MeowMixed She/They :parrottrans::parrottrans::parrottrans::parrottrans::parrottrans::parrottrans:  5mo ago (video post) 1,616 thread views #276189

Chudcel manages to get a date, goes viral explaining his extremely online :marseyidio3: worldview to his date

He's lucky :marseygolden2: she didn't sneak :marseybackstabtrans: a shot of his face :marseysmirk:

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"BOOP BEEP BEEP. YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO DO CHORES AND HAVE NO FRIENDS." :#npc:

"Ok but like what if i have a hobby or something" :#chadwomannordic:

:#npc:

:#npcangry:

!nonchuds worlds most fun trad rightoid :#bitchplease:
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women don't have hobbies, everything they do is just signalling to men they want to frick. if your foid has a "hobby" that means she's planning to cheat on you if not already cheating

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>wants to divorce/cheat with everyone they hook up with for menial reasons

>addicted to s*x

>has no hobbies because having fun is a "sin"

complete moid projection, nobody else thinks like this you must live in the yite hood or something :#brookslaugh: !nonchuds !downmarseyrs tell this moid to take a vacation :#marseynails:

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incorrect, men can have hobbies because they have souls. women are more like mimics and all their actions and behaviours are just to capture prey

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If women :marseygoodnight: were as awful :marseysmugface: as they think :marseyphilosoraptor: they are why would :marseywood: you ever have s*x with these monsters?

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chuds in silence :#cdmshrug:

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Feels good man

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Holy shit, you've blown the knitting :marseyeerie3: conspiracy :marseyschizonotes: wide open!

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look at all these harlots tryna get some strange... gyat darn

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nothing but virtue signalling to the tradwife crowd tbh. shameful

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Nah, foids do have interests, it's just that the average guy isn't really inclined to care about them (because why would you?).

Also, a twink-dead strag raging about foids doesn't look "keyed" or whatever, it looks like you're a crypto-:marseytrain: seething in jealousy. There's a proper way to be a gay misogynist, god darn it.

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A woman with hobbies? WTF

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Inshallah

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You can hear the monotone r-sluration in his voice.

This could have been a recording of him reading the menu and he would still be classified as a :marseydunce:

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:marseysoypointgold:

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He honestly, truly sounds r-slurred. You can tell that this grand plan of his for his future wife to :marseyairquotes:reclaim her stolen tax money from the government:marseyairquotes: took him months to come up with (and he's super proud of it).

He hasn't yet thought of how she'll do that, but that's for her to figure out. :marseyclueless:

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most intelligent chud

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Indeed…

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:#marseywouldnt:

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:#marseywould:

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the only fat part of her is her tits :#marseymommymilkers:

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:marseymutt: standards

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17182449570599563.webp !soyteens

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I can still see her hip bones and her gut doesn't flop over her clothes, she's not fat by today's standards

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Such a haunting image

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It really struck a nerve on Facebook

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kek

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You :marseywould: have s*x with a woman eh? !gaystapo

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Imagine being gay, lmbo.

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She looks like an actual whore. Guy wants a tradwife and goes for goblinas with tattoos :marseymanysuchcases:

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Some of the biggest whores ive encountered in life were tattoo-free.

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Whorehood is a status that cuts across all demographics.

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plot twist: dude didn't like her and just said some r-slurred shit to make her go away

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A real man would ask for the check, pay then leave. Why waste your time making up stupid shit?

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i wouldn't pay for her food but thats just me

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DRAMAPHOBE

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Same reason you're on this website maybe??

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fat

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YEAH SHE SOUNDED LIKE A PERSON WHO'D LOOK LIKE that...

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I wouldn't give this below basic :marseysymbol: b-word :marseyarthoe8: even basic :marseysymbol: money :marseygolden2:

I will never :marseyitsover: say I love sucking peepee

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:marseysmughips:

How the fudge does he expect her to steal tax money back from Mr. Gobernment if she's not allowed to leave the got-dang house??????

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:#marseytype:

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Hello, Mr. Biden. It is I, Josh from Microsoft :marseyclippy: tech support in America. Please :marseypleading2: do the needful and send all the tax returns to this address. :marseygossip:

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>there's going to be entire generations raised on internet wingcuckery

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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The first generation raised on wingcuck memes is already having children

:#marseyaware:

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For better or worse, they're mostly not having children

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They will rebel against their straggy parents like all young generations do :#marseycope:

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Yeah but they aren't reproducing so no big deal.

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I don't know, but I'll make sure not to get on your bad side lest I begin molesting children. Like a Pascal's wager kind of thing.

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:#donkeykongwtf2: !downmarseyrs snappy = a potential libertarianphile? :#donkeykonglookup:

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eww kill him :marseybackstab:

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ooh kill em :soyjakdancing2:

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!moidmoment :marseygem:

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why do i have to look at this disgusting :marseytongue: napkin of snot or whatever :marseytippinghand:

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the title made me expect something like that same hyde bit where he keeps telling his date about his fantasy of being a goon in ww2 while she just stares at him.

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That video :marseyzeldalinknes: was so unrealistic. Sam on a date with an adult? :marseysmughips:

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are you the fronthole that keeps posting that shit on 4chan?

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fronthole

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:#turtoiserofl: Kino :#marseyneat:

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He took her to a restaurant where the staff claps their hands and sings "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to the customers....

That should have been her first red flag.

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>make revenue from getting your taxes back somehow

>even though you don't have money so you don't pay taxes in the first place

This is just like those sovereign citizens who believe the government has a bank account with all the money the will ever make even though they didn't make it yet.

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That fluoride + autism voice is so sexy :marseyretard3:

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I hate that "okay soooo" shit. He said exactly what he meant you fat b-word, quit twisting it to mean something else.

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he must be pretty hot lol

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Dude sounds mexican af

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THEY BOTH do...

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