I could have lost my virginity in HS but I didn't because I didn't want to walk ten miles home and have my mom scream at me and now I'm too old of a virgin (24) that it actively prevents me from losing it.
Uh oh r-slur you missed your opportunity in highschool because you were to high inhibition and didn't want your mom to be mad now you will die alone. Teehee.
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24 isn't old man, go to Church or find a bar with trivia nights and invite friends.
My wife was still a virgin when we met and would've preferred if I was too.
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I haven't had any friends in years.
I can't go to bars because I live 15 miles out of town and have nobody to drive me home.
I do go to church on sunday but I just sit down and don't talk to anyone everyone there is either a senior citizen or a child.
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Drive you home?
Just have like, one light beer an hour, and just drive home after. Do you really think everyone at the bar has a DD?
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I thought the ones who didn't just walked
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No man, they drive home unless they literally live within 10 minutes walking distance of the bar, they're driving home.
Unless you guys have taxis or Ubers.
Notice how the bars parking lot is always empty by the end of the night?
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I live in a small town.
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Make friends with the seniors without ulterior motives, ask the priest/pastor how to volunteer with them and when you've established yourself within the community they'll be happy to set you up with their family members (was my experience when single as a Catholic). Also don't sidevote me, I'm the only one giving you actual advice instead of letting you wallow in self pity.
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Side voting isn't real.
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Befriending the seniors at your Church will train you to live a virtuous life: while it will help you to develop a more holistic view of the human condition you'll naturally grow in patience, it will provide you with opportunities to care for and empathize with your fellow man, and it will humble you to the realities of aging and the inevitability of death. If you're indeed a !Christians it isn't just about getting laid but about growing in holiness. A stable, virtuous man will be able to find a wife with time.
Since you're posting this in the incel /h/ I'll also say hit the gym or accept a looksmax (in 2024 that might mean fat).
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I feel like I missed this part of the catholic doctrine.
Are some of you guys faithful just to get some senior church kitty? !christians
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I am friends with lots of older people but there is a chasm with age and it can be hard to have a real conversation with someone at such a different stage of life.
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I do understand what you mean, hence why I led the statement with growing in patience.
Learning to interact with people in a positive and pleasant manner without expecting something in return immediately is a good life skill. Find things to ask them about, for instance historical events that they would remember... and if that's not enough, Church boomers do have kids they could introduce you to (for dating or friendship).
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There was a gym that was open 24/7 that I enjoyed going to at 3am on my days off because it was empty but someone else had the same idea and ruined it for me so I cancelled my subscription.
I was a quite upset because I was finally able to squat my bodyweight.
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Bang the grannies. They'll love it
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Its definitely too old
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