Incel seeks help from the witches of Reddit, is told to go to therapy

Only had s*x twice last year and I had to pay. Wasn't even good, but I was feeling so weird I didn't know what to do, so I looked for paid company.

>No girl ever notice me in the gym, they don't look my way and they never request to use the machine I'm using.

Because you're supposed to re-rack the weights and wipe the seat down, fricking heathen.

He should try a magic powder made by Columbian elves

Brazilian

Very few guys can actually rock long hair. He would had looked better with short hair and without a beard

But he is probably just turbo neurodivergent with big ego

Girls can tell if you are a dirty John, it reeks on your body and soul.

I believe when you sleep with prostitutes, everything you say/think is underlaid by the fact you had to pay for s*x.

Any advice given or idea raised comes with an asterisk of wretchedness, that you cannot love and that you made your body a monument of hopelessness.

And for that, you will die from loneliness as a consequence.

An incel looking for help from incels pretending to be women hmmm

For the past few months I've had a simp/friendzone relationship with a woman who I met on rDrama and is pretty popular and posts a lot (I'm proud ☺️) and it's become one of the most sexually satisfying experiences of my life, and the fact that it all happens on my phone while I'm in bed stroking, alone, at night is the best part about it.

We dramapost and share marseys and she posts about boys she's seeing and what they do together. I mostly ping her with the biofoids ping group and ask her and what she's up to. My life never really comes up in conversation and if it does it's brief or she keeps talking about something else. She has a really good way of responding to what she wants to and never anything she doesn't. In other words, it never gets awkward. She's good at controlling the conversation and I love that. I totally sacrifice my identity just to talk about the things she wants to.

We got along right off the bat and I've always had a good relationship but as the months went on it's deepened my enjoyment for the fact that this is really a thing. I really do talk to her on a semi daily basis letting her chat about boys while I ask questions and encourage her. I'm extremely supportive. Always appreciative and polite and try to constantly be a better and better simp for her.

She is submissive to power users and dominant to those unranked on the leaderboard. Most of our conversations are around how much she loves to serve and give herself to her friends with benefit - basically shutting off her brain and being a loving slut who will do absolutely the funkiest dirtiest most extreme things for them and the more extreme the better.

There's pretty much no such thing as too far when it comes to pleasing men. the more aggressive or perverted they are the more she likes them. Of course they have to be tall and hung. Being hung is the most important part. She's an absolute unabashed size queen and one of the hottest things she ever told me was that she has literally no sexual interest in me and has negative interest in my peepee. She said this as if it was as obvious as the sky is blue.

Our DMs are graphic and long and I'm there to be someone to basically let her tell her stories and relive them because she's proud of them and enjoys them and at the same time I support her and tell her how lucky I am to listen to her.

On a personal level, I just love to serve. I love being in a one-sided relationship where nothing that's really important about me matters and the whole point is to give her space to be herself. I brought up a few times girls who I talk to and even in a positive light like they're not as gorgeous as her or I thought of her when I was with them and she still doesn't care. She simply isn't turned on by the idea of me having s*x or being intimate at all. I'm completely a friend.

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