Asking for consent is apparenty sexual harassment now :marseyfacepalm: It's so fricking over


								

								

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feet feet feet

:#marseyxd:

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this is what happens to your brain if you get addicted to gooning

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me walking up to random women "booba booba booba"

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This but POOPA :#sniff:

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get horny :crap:

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:marseya#wkwardparty:

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GTA character

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!g*mers what was your favorite random one-liner npcs in gta would say when you approached them?

I want to say devs for GTA3 claimed they made the npcs sound deranged on purpose but I have no source :marseysal:

My favorite is the effeminate guy who would just shout

>IN THE NAVY! :marseysailor:

when you approached him. Never knew why.

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Not quite a street npc but this always made me lol as a kid

!opieandanthony do any of you remember what Rockstar NPCs were voiced by O&A? I think they did a bunch knowing Lazlow over the years. I can remember off the top of my head a cop in Bully played by Jim Norton and the gun store owner in Red Dead Redemption played by Anthony. I think also Opie had a really cringe NPC line in GTA VCS. Oh and Anthony and Club Soda Kenny did commercials. But I think there were more

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They really need to just give Alex Jones a radio station and record like 200 hours of his content for GTA 6

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if i remember correctly opie and ant did the voice for the talk radio station on GTA liberty city. i also remember cumia did an in game radio ad where he jokes about pooping the bed and sucking off a dude

think also Opie had a really cringe NPC line in GTA VCS.

i dont remember this at all but i 100% believe it

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I like the one that went "ma mothers ma sista"

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:#marseykneel:

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In the Navy - Village People :marseysalutepride:

:marseyjam:

The Navy considered adopting the song for an advertising campaign (they should have)

@Redactor0 they filmed this on a frigate in active service with the full support of the Navy

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It was a different time. :marseyboomer:

No wait, it wasn't. It was actually a lot like now. They wouldn't have done this shit in the 1980s-1990s though.

But why did you ping me specifically? Is it because you know I did the excuses for being banner? Or is it because you know something about me that I don't? :marseysweating:

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I pinged you because you like US military history and not a zoomie

And because I think you would have enjoyed life as a submariner :marseysmirk:

Also to see how you're doing health wise

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The doctor who did my surgeries had been treating me since then, and by "treating" I mean taking an x-ray and then telling me that everything is fine. He moved and the other doctor at the clinic took over my case. Now suddenly they tell me "We can't help you as this is a circulatory problem. Get your PCP to refer you to a specialist. Oh and by the way we stopped accepting your insurance with no warning lol. Frick you." So that's where I'm at now. I've got to somehow get through to my PCP and explain the situation.

The circulatory problem would explain the swelling. Apparently the previous doctor just never thought of that and was just like "What do you want me to do about it?" :marseyshrug: But there's obviously more to it because I'm supposed to be fully recovered by now but I CANNOT FRICKING WALK. My left leg can only bear a fraction of my weight. That's not because of the swelling in my foot. Clearly something must have gone wrong with the surgeries. So I need somebody to help me with that. I'm at the point where I might just walk into the emergency room and say "I got hurt and I can't walk" and then later I mention "oh btw it was in January". Maybe that way I could get them to refer me to someone or at least enter into their fricking computer that actually I'm not doing just fine. I've just about gotten to this point:

Sorry to "trauma dump" but I gotta write this stuff down anyway.

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Don't apologize. I'm the one who asked. I'm out being a tard right now, but I want to come back to this comment tomorrow because it's worth giving you a proper response.

I know how all-consuming and defeating dealing with medical issues when the professionals seem (or are) incompetent and uncaring can be.

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Thx fam. :marseyembrace:

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All them words won't bring your pa back.

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There's something so funny about the Navy somehow not catching that the most homosexual men to ever live were making a song joking about gay sailors, which is literally a joke that dates back to at least the 17th century. Churchill himself said that "Navy tradition is nothing more than rum, sodomy and the lash". FDR as secretary of the Navy ran an investigation into homosexuality rings in the Navy in the 1920s, but his report was covered up when it was thousands of pages of his "undercover agents" reporting how they did a bunch of cocaine and had tons of gay s*x with dudes

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Oh yeah I know the song but I never knew why he just shouted it unprovoked :marseyxd:

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my mother's my sister

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>THAT WHITE BOI HAD ME ON CRYSTAL MEFF :chadblack:

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my fricking sides :#marseyxdorbit:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#soyjakwow:

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:marseyxdorbit:

Adorable lil neurodivergent.

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:#marseywould: x 100

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Disgusting. You don't even know what her feet look like. They're probably ugly considering she didn't want to show them

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:#quentin:

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Luckily she wore a head scarf, wouldn't want to be unpious in the eyes of Allah :hijabwojak:

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>rate her feet

6/10 them piggies boney as frick !frozentoesen

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>Exposed ankles

Execute this whore!

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:cryingatcuteness: jewish lives matter

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Her toes would have seen it coming.

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He's into feet, that's worse than being a male feminist.

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:#marseymerchantfoid: problem scrote??

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FEET FEET FEET

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She didn't consent to being asked for consent. Do better chuds.

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>feet feet feet :#muttscooter:

Holy shit :#marseydarkxd:

Ok I just remembered why this is so hilarious to me- this guy sounds and behaves exactly like a extremely neurodivergent guy in my high school who was legally r-slurred so he could go around asking girls about their feet with zero consequences

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:#marseyzeraora:

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>marsey

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It's really funny that foot fetishes are so fricking common that the majority of foids have encountered it at some point

Dudes rock, and I'm not even into feet

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