i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little peepeelet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a c*nt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGPEEPEE can appreciate.
i then frick them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
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Foids lack the mind for measurements, you could convince one 5" is at least 7
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This is the real reason why tall men date short women
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Its how Pete Davidson butt banged Ye's wife and that Arianna Grande chick.
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Nah, it's because he's funny.
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Nah, he was half raised by a pimp or something like that. Learned the way of the foid. The huge peepee seals the deal though.
Davidson is funny in a
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This is probably more accurate and an act of cuckoldry.
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White people...
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..fine that was actually funny
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Kanye screaming over the phone that his wife is getting fricked by a white boy with a 9" peepee is still one of the most ITS SO OVER moments of all time
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You know it's probably big when Pete has publicly made jokes about it not being that big.
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9 inch kosher salami.
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You get the best deli deals on Staten island I frickin tell ya what
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And Kate Beckinsale.
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Still would.
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Kate Beckinsale is worth 1000 Kim Kardashians and Ariana grandes. Pete has casually despoiled her.
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Yeah you can tell them a 5 is a 7, but then they'll just think 7 inches is small
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