:siren: Your female platonic friend that you always sort of had a thing for will marry you to protect herself from the Trump reich :marseyblops2cel: :mars!eyfoidretard:


								

								

The Trump campaign really needs a response to "vote Harris and maybe you'll get laid," I think we've finally got one

Are you ready for a future where both sides make plays for the !incels vote?

!trump2024 !foidmoment

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The beta uprising was a success, we now hold all the keys to the kingdom. Everything is coming up incel baby.

:#marseyblops2chadcel:


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But then they have s*x and are replaced with non incels and the jews win. We must ensure that nothing ever happens.

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Yeah but you still have to take Chad peepee.

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lib men don't have bunkers so libfoids have to imagine the handmaid tale instead of the much superior 'can i stay in your bunker with you if it really goes down like you keep saying (nonstop) :marseyadmire:'

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Imagine being a bunkercuck when you could go full on mad max and take any Stacy you see


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Imagine being a pasty soft-handed bunkercel when you could be a jacked raiderchad with a cool whip made out of 6 vehicles with your blood donor strapped to the hood and a sweet metal mask

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Imagine how broken :marseytariq2: the spirit :marseyghostlaugh: of a cuck shell :marseyturtle: of a man must be to marry :marseycupid: this whore :marseypennyboo: to protect :marseycoveryourass: her "assets" (HR job at Google :marseygetgle: with included stocks :marseyklennysuit: in benefits I guess?).

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I'm imagining like a "Blast From the Past" type situation where she just spends the rest of her life living a Handmaid's Tale type larp, oblivious to the fact that there's no actual white male dictatorship. At least her new master is kinder than some of the others.

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Except she'll be fricking :marseytom: other guys

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oblivious to the fact that there's no actual white male dictatorship.

And her "husband" keeps trying to convince her it didn't happen and she can live free only for her to continually thwart his attempts to trick her, in a series increasingly comedic ways.

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Least hysterical white woman

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Who the frick wants to be chained to that. Legitimately okay to die an incel if this is your only option.

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there aren't any women left in america any better than this

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Then become a women to fix the issue

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Trump :marseyhitler2: just secured the incel :marseyblops2chadcel: vote.

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all three of you?

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Who's the other two? I need to establish myself :marseypain: as the Alpha.

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Lmao

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Least histrionic foid :marseygilead: :marseycoffee:

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honestly this has like 60% odds of the dude peepeeing the crazy out of her. i'd read this light novel

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Light novels are the Hallmark channel for men?

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Wrestling is the hallmark channel for men

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:#marseyhesright:

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Women say anything to get men to commit

The government will kill me if you don't give me the ring

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god it would be a relief to not have to be responsible for anything just let men deal with it

noo not my fricking shit corporate job where i sit at a desk and get fatter and fatter while scrolling tik tok doing 30 minutes of work for an 8 hour shift so i can afford door dash masala to my trendy 1 bed apt every night nooo i will die in the great genocide of useless middle management if wimmin cant choose whether they want to apply to goycorp A or goycorp B. the men are coming for my remarkable assets consisting of disney merch and a 15 year old kia soul nooo

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Foids have such a self-victimization fetish that it might even surpass their fetish for killing their offspring. :marseyextinction:

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:#marseytroll2:

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