The Trump campaign really needs a response to "vote Harris and maybe you'll get laid," I think we've finally got one
Are you ready for a future where both sides make plays for the !incels vote?
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Your female platonic friend that you always sort of had a thing for will marry you to protect herself from the Trump reich 
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The beta uprising was a success, we now hold all the keys to the kingdom. Everything is coming up incel baby.
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But then they have s*x and are replaced with non incels and the jews win. We must ensure that nothing ever happens.
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Yeah but you still have to take Chad peepee.
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lib men don't have bunkers so libfoids have to imagine the handmaid tale instead of the much superior 'can i stay in your bunker with you if it really goes down like you keep saying (nonstop)
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Imagine being a bunkercuck when you could go full on mad max and take any Stacy you see
Putting the
in spookie
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Imagine being a pasty soft-handed bunkercel when you could be a jacked raiderchad with a cool whip made out of 6 vehicles with your blood donor strapped to the hood and a sweet metal mask
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Imagine how broken
the spirit 
of a cuck shell 
of a man must be to marry 
this whore 
to protect 
her "assets" (HR job at Google 
with included stocks 
in benefits I guess?).
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I'm imagining like a "Blast From the Past" type situation where she just spends the rest of her life living a Handmaid's Tale type larp, oblivious to the fact that there's no actual white male dictatorship. At least her new master is kinder than some of the others.
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Except she'll be fricking
other guys
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And her "husband" keeps trying to convince her it didn't happen and she can live free only for her to continually thwart his attempts to trick her, in a series increasingly comedic ways.
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Least hysterical white woman
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Who the frick wants to be chained to that. Legitimately okay to die an incel if this is your only option.
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there aren't any women left in america any better than this
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Then become a women to fix the issue
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Trump
just secured the incel 
vote.
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all three of you?
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Who's the other two? I need to establish myself
as the Alpha.
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Lmao
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Least histrionic foid
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honestly this has like 60% odds of the dude peepeeing the crazy out of her. i'd read this light novel
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Light novels are the Hallmark channel for men?
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Wrestling is the hallmark channel for men
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Women say anything to get men to commit
The government will kill me if you don't give me the ring
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god it would be a relief to not have to be responsible for anything just let men deal with it
noo not my fricking shit corporate job where i sit at a desk and get fatter and fatter while scrolling tik tok doing 30 minutes of work for an 8 hour shift so i can afford door dash masala to my trendy 1 bed apt every night nooo i will die in the great genocide of useless middle management if wimmin cant choose whether they want to apply to goycorp A or goycorp B. the men are coming for my remarkable assets consisting of disney merch and a 15 year old kia soul nooo
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Foids have such a self-victimization fetish that it might even surpass their fetish for killing their offspring.
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