:siren: Your female platonic friend that you always sort of had a thing for will marry you to protect herself from the Trump reich :marseyblops2cel: :mars!eyfoidretard:


								

								

The Trump campaign really needs a response to "vote Harris and maybe you'll get laid," I think we've finally got one

Are you ready for a future where both sides make plays for the !incels vote?

!trump2024 !foidmoment

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Imagine how broken :marseytariq2: the spirit :marseyghostlaugh: of a cuck shell :marseyturtle: of a man must be to marry :marseycupid: this whore :marseypennyboo: to protect :marseycoveryourass: her "assets" (HR job at Google :marseygetgle: with included stocks :marseyklennysuit: in benefits I guess?).

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I'm imagining like a "Blast From the Past" type situation where she just spends the rest of her life living a Handmaid's Tale type larp, oblivious to the fact that there's no actual white male dictatorship. At least her new master is kinder than some of the others.

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oblivious to the fact that there's no actual white male dictatorship.

And her "husband" keeps trying to convince her it didn't happen and she can live free only for her to continually thwart his attempts to trick her, in a series increasingly comedic ways.

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Except she'll be fricking :marseytom: other guys

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