Extra good morning to my short kings

Manlets are such whiny losers, the reason you can't get any kitty isn't because you're short, it's because the rich, smart, and powerful have been breeding taller and taller for millennia - you're a worthless genetic dead end from a line of losers who have been barely managing to breed with all the assistance of ages past. Height has very little to do with your plight, it's largely that you're lazy, stupid, ugly, poor, and constantly whining instead of doing something about it. Without the social structures that helped your parents and grandparents get a pity frick, your failed breed can and will finally die out.