Reminder that Christmas :marseyreindeer3: night :marseysamfisher: is when most of the planet :marseysaturnus: is having s*x with their loved one, being a lonely :marseymelancholy: fricking :marseytom: looser is the most pathetic :marseycryingclown: during these hours. Merry :marseyxmassweatercarp2: Christmas :marseysnowglobe: brocels.

Thank God literally every day is a good day to drink, Imma go to sleep :marseyhatman2: early so I have enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: energy :marseyradiation: to find a gf until new years, and !incels how are you spending the festivities??? Hope literally none of yall rope I need your updoots

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Go spend time with your friends and parents. And if you don't have friends why the frick are you even thinking about getting a girlfriend r-slur.

The world isn't ending and you aren't subhuman because you can't get your peepee wet. Go spend time with people you love and have a merry Christmas.

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The world isn't ending and you aren't subhuman because you can't get your peepee wet

@DEV0T10 kind of is.

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:#marseyagreefast:

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im literally screaming, No Id rather seethe :marseywrath: tbh

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