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The Toronto Star reported on one example in which a group of roughly 100 witches had been gathering by Zoom to attack Trump in the spirit realm. "Armed with orange candles, tarot cards, and a not-so-flattering photo of the former president, they cast a spell to block his return to the White House. The final words of their synchronized ritual — 'You're fired!' — echo as Trump's image burns to the ground," the Star reported.

Really? Casting a "you're fired" hex on Trump? Darn might as well cast a freezing spell on the north pole, or a rain spell over the ocean.

B-words really be tryna perform magic rituals with no spirtual power, either from themselves or a sacrifice, through a zoom meeting.